xoperidottea
xoperidottea
The Eclectic Disaster
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Leo-Virgo cusp. INFJ-T. Artist/writer. Casual video gamer. Fueled by tea, chimichangas, and cake pops. Experiences severe cases of wanderlust. Full-time, day-dreaming witch. MASTERLIST
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xoperidottea · 9 hours ago
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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train
look at this post with your eyes if you agree
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xoperidottea · 16 hours ago
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xoperidottea · 17 hours ago
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xoperidottea · 17 hours ago
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I'm here to help you, Sam.
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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Jensen Ackles Teases Supernatural Reunion in The Boys; Talks Action-Pack...
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Jensen's interview on Jimmy tonight!
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy
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xoperidottea · 1 day ago
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You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there.
Iyanla Vanzant
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xoperidottea · 2 days ago
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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xoperidottea · 2 days ago
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