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this was saved on my dad’s HD and literally no one knows who these people are

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Get this man working on the next Star Wars movie

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i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

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corrective action

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when’s shakespeare gonna update?

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examples of terf rhetoric: misgendering of trans women, aligning trans women with sexual predators, banning trans women from women only spaces, “drop the t” etc

things that are literally not related to terfs: lesbians proudly calling themselves lesbians, lesbians not wanting to be called “queer”, lesbians expressing their distaste in men, lesbians who fit the “man hating dyke” stereotypes, lesbians who refuse to accept anyone who isn’t a gay/trans person into the lgbt, lesbians just in general

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hey guys can we make the acronym map mean multi animator project again and call pedophiles fucking pedophiles instead of letting these disgusting excuses for human beings feel better about themselves by using a new name

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nt very good pyro drawing that im posting cuz i can

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reviewers when women are getting abused onscreen: árt

reviewers when women are having fun onscreen: terrible content

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I’d rather spread my cheeks for some DOO DOO shitting is better than s*x

Real

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the “brendon urie came out as pansexual” mood

edit: here’s the link

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“your eyes burn like the stoplights”

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Alchemy Profession Guide

image source: 1812 engraved print 

Alchemist’s Tools

Expanded Alchemist’s Tools (100 gp): This alchemist’s toolkit is just as good as bringing the whole lab with you. It has more than the typical alchemist’s kit and imparts a +1 bonus to Intelligence (Alchemist’s Tools) checks for those proficient with it.

Glass beakers and petri dishes: For taking samples

Metal frame: to hold vessels over fire

Glass stirring rod

Mortar and Pestle

Alembic or Retort: Used for distilling substances.

Aludel: Used for turning gas into liquid through condensation

Drying pistol: A glass apparatus to dry a sample using heat

Desiccator: A sealed wide jar used for drying

Evaporating dishes: For evaporating excess solvents to produce a concentrated solution or precipitate.

Crucible: For operating at high heats, such as with metals

Graduated cylinders: For measuring liquid volume

Scale and weights: For measuring weights

Pipettes: For drawing a precise amount of liquid from a vessel

Pouch of ingredients (cinnabar, salt, sulfur, iron, purified water)

Uses for Alchemy

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Random Potion Generator

Use this series of tables to come up with random potions! You can use this as a DM to describe an unidentified magic potion that you give your players. As a player, you can use this when you create potions as a spellcaster or someone proficient in Alchemist’s Tools. Use this with the Alchemy Profession Guide!

image credit: Vera Velichko

Potion Vessel

Every potion has to be held in something! Roll on the following tables to generate a container for your potion including its material, shape, and its seal or stopper.

Potion Vessel Shape

Potion Vessel Material

Potion Seal/Stopper

image credit: Zoltan Boros and Gabor Szikszai

Potion Description

Roll on the following tables to create a random liquid! If you want your potion to be identifiable, try adding a telling ingredient to float in the potion. For instance, a Giant’s Strength potion can have a giant’s toe inside, while a Potion of Fly might have an angel’s feather within. A healing potion might have some medicinal herbs floating inside.

Potion Color

Potion Smell

Potion Taste

How it’s Made

Randomly describe how to create the potion. Roll twice or more on the Ingredients table. Then roll once for each ingredient beyond the first on the Alchemical Processes table to determine how each ingredient is added to the first ingredient. It might be mixed in a special way or treated in a unique way before it’s added. 

I should note this is for D&D fluff and narration and is not based in science. Dissolving Aqua Fortis and Mercury in alcohol will not make a healing potion so do not drink it!

Ingredients

Alchemical Process

Potion Effects

There are many existing potions, but I feel like a lot of existing spells could be made into potions. So, I added some. I based them loosely on spell scrolls but tried to move the better ones to higher rarities because potions are objectively better than scrolls (anyone can drink a potion, only casters can use scrolls).

If you roll for a potion randomly as part of a treasure hoard, be sure it’s of an appropriate rarity for the players.