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five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

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wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

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may i share with you the best video on the internet

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discord server had ♂️he/him ♀️she/her and 🏳️‍🌈they/them role buttons and for a moment i was like wait a minute why is they/them the gay one he and she are transgender pronouns too

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Just realised I follow three different nonbinary people named Maia. The nickels keep rolling in.

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My roommate (a white tboy) just got away from cops here in DC by using the birthday boy line VERBATIM I’m losing my mind 😭

Like I’m glad he safe but the fact he was able to pull this AND GET AWAY WITH NO PROBLEMS when cops and military and feds are literally chaining people up in the street is unhinged to me what the fuck. They been tackling/arresting people for being disrespectful here and he just.. literally birthday boy’d his way out.

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Piece of Asian media: *has a title that's obviously not in English*

Fan Translators: hmm taking into account the intention of the original and the rules of both languages, plus the tone of the story, the best title would probably be something like Adherent of the Blade of Duality, but probably an official translation would want to shorten it to Blade of Duality, or perhaps Double-Edged Sword to borrow a popular turn of phrase that also fits thematically--

Official English Translators: Master of Double-Penetration

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Don't download a book. instead you should sign up for this free online service [not available in your region] that lets you borrow (one at a time) a small selection of ebooks (and while you have it loaned no one else can read it) for a few days. this somehow saves libraries which are universally threatened everywhere in the world. you're welcome :)

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Books are free on the internet and it's awesome

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ok

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was no one going to tell me that hanekawa tsubasa is the realest character ever written

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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

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i only own 1 colouring pencil rn but it's the perfect one for drawing her :)

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I wish trans ppl were even half as hostile to the notion of "biological sex" as people keep accusing us of being. it's fucking bleak out here

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food