Pressing leaves in a book is like flattening someone with a pile of corpses.
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#when a tv show makes you cry over origami flowers (◡﹏◡✿)
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There’s nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, ‘Be yourself.’ That’s not why I became an actress. That’s what I find so funny: that you become an actor, and all of a sudden, everyone wants to know about you. But I didn’t become an actor so I could show you me.
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My kids: Daddy, can you sing us a song to sleep?
Me: Ok here it goes
Me: Yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
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Children of gay and lesbian parents will always know that they were wanted and not just an accident.
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If you’re into simple astrological sayings, follow @zodiac-signs-nonsense
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I’m a sucker for simple tattoos. I want to be covered in them and have the people in my life slowly discover them.
I’m so dang lame.
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The way children pick up animals stresses me out
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https://www.younow.com/danisnotonfire/153956745/246606/5b5b2axb/b/February-7,-2017
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TED talks would be way shorter if people didn’t start clapping every 10 seconds.
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TED talks would be way shorter if people didn’t start clapping every 10 seconds.
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TED talks would be way shorter if people didn’t start clapping every 10 seconds.
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As a teen, 2020 feels so far away, but 2009 feels like it just happened
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