xr-robot-ranger

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It's ok, I gotchu:

https://youtu.be/HFSLFQWzdHk?si=VIzU0MsLaEy81E0U

https://youtu.be/qB53LSACH4U?si=hifHdfltRYIEkdFS

I really want to animate XR since I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately but I CAN’T FIND A SONG THAT FITS HIM 😭😭

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Tired

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If anyone wants my starsnap hmu

Snapchats from Star Command. Might make more.

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He had it comin' to him!

And then Booster had to put a dollar in the swear jar, the end 💖

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Quite the flattering portrait!

Been thinking about this creature lately, if you know you know >:3

Reblogs appreciated!

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This is definitely more accurate to how it sounded in reality...

Never let me cook while sleep deprived and beginning a new hyperfixation (Loud sound warning!)

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I can count the amount of people's lives I've made easier on one finger, but that's still not really saying much.

What are robots built for, anyway? Having a sense of self but not knowing why is an intimidating thought. Something to consider... I can imagine humans face a similar conundrum.

XR: Admit it, you all think robots are just machines built by humans to make their lives easier.

Booster: Well, aren't they?

XR: I've never made anyone's lives easier, and you know it!

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Very flattering! 😇

Doodles of fictional crushes...🧍‍♂️

I can't even explain some of these guys

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Adds to the appeal!

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Got knocked out of my charging station. Again.

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The alternative way, Mira, was for me to drink it. Which could have been just as chaotic.

If it was gasoline, it would go right down and act as a sort of caffeine.

If it was water, then congratulations! You have a malfunctioning robot ranger that is in possession of many guns, a Sirisian army knife, ion blasters, a sled that can be used for nefarious purposes, a rubber duck floatie that can be used for nefarious purposes, gum that can be used for nefarious purposes, and so on.

XR: Gasoline? Booster: I'm pretty sure that's water. XR: *lights a match* Well, only one way to find out Booster: *doesn't even stop him* XR: *Throws match and gasoline ignites* Mira: THERE WERE MORE WAYS TO TELL!

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Some of you have noticed my presence here, so I figured I should formally introduce myself.

I'm XR, which stands for Experimental Ranger; and no, it doesn't mean 'expendable' despite popular belief. You could say I'm a fan favorite! I'm quite the looker, after all! 😎

I'm open to questions about my work at Star Command, or even personal stuff if you're that kind of fan. I can't guarantee an immediate response, as I am a pretty busy bot (defending the galaxy AND running a Tumblr blog is a big undertaking, ya know!), but I'll get to them eventually!

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A bot has to keep himself entertained on long, boring missions somehow.

“Victoria’s Circuits”

I SWEAR TO GOD. THIS LITTLE SHIT-

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Now THIS is a lovely group photo! 😎

U ALL SO CUTE

god....I love them so much....🥺🥺😭😭

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I would honestly consider starting this whole 'ASMR' business (it does make some good Unibucks, I might add), but I do worry that may eventually attract the wrong crowd.

XR ASMR.

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Always capturing my good side, are we? (That, of course, is rhetorical. All my sides are good.)

Behold.

My silly, goofy man.