xrayspec
xrayspec
i am a cliche
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francesca / xxvi / chronic escapist (also @elvendorx)
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xrayspec · 9 days ago
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having a couple in the house is so annoyin
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xrayspec · 9 days ago
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has anything worse than my housemate being off and in the house on my wfh day ever happened? No
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xrayspec · 3 months ago
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People with breasts, would you change the size of your boobs if you could?
They’re considered big. I’d love a reduction.
They’re considered big, but I’d love an augmentation.
They’re considered big, but I wouldn’t change them.
They’re considered average size and I’d love an reduction.
They’re considered average size and I’d love a augmentation.
They’re considered average size and I wouldn’t change them.
They’re considered small, but I’d love a reduction.
They’re considered small, but I’d love an augmentation.
They’re considered small and I wouldn’t change them.
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xrayspec · 3 months ago
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Normalise not letting your bf be in the house while you're not there even if he's a perfectly reasonable person and considerate guest. It's my day off and now I feel slightly self conscious in my own space.
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xrayspec · 4 months ago
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roman and shiv are so insufferable sometimes lol but kendall is actually so generous with them, he wants them there with him and he'd always look after them and they're just like "fuck kendall he's so arrogant and greedy he wants to be ceo" when he's RIGHT it WAS always him logan DID promise him it and logan wanted it to be kendall and they aaaaall know it
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xrayspec · 5 months ago
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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out
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xrayspec · 5 months ago
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having long phone calls on loudspeaker in the kitchen of a shared house is mad behaviour. headphones??
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xrayspec · 6 months ago
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I'm on episode 5 of the bear and here's my take
Richie/Mikey
then Richie/Carmy
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xrayspec · 6 months ago
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Fucking sick to my stomach. Tumblr user incestfreak69iluvincest has just been exposed for. I can’t even say it
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xrayspec · 7 months ago
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mostly i do god knows what
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xrayspec · 7 months ago
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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xrayspec · 7 months ago
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the worst part of interviews isn't even not getting the job, it's the FLASHBACKS where you're like that's where you should have said that phrase that you rehearsed for an hour and my best examples didn't even COME UP
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xrayspec · 7 months ago
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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xrayspec · 8 months ago
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marisa abuela and harry lawty seem so irl vanilla from the way they act yasmin and rob
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xrayspec · 8 months ago
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i dont get the andrew garfield thing
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xrayspec · 9 months ago
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being ill is sooooo boring
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xrayspec · 9 months ago
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I'm so overstimulated I haven't eaten yet and I'm going to town to shop on a Saturday and I had to take my glasses off because it was one sense too many and my dress was fully riding up to expose my ass in front of children I actually might die
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