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//Okay I am clearing everything outta here, I am going to delete the old blogs I had and this one included in a week. Because, I am going to making this muse an AU side blog to my GF muse. So, if you still wanted to interact with him, you will have to follow xshatteredxmonadox

Okay so that’s kinda it, go follow that blog if you wanna keep up with me and my now fucked up xenoblade muse.

-Aria

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; Hiatus notice ;

I've been losing my muse for Shulk for a while. So I'm going to take a hiatus. I don't know how long it'll be for. But I will come back when I get the muse. Sorry I didn't say so sooner guys. This also means Zidane ( xnoreasontohxlp ) and Donnel ( xfarmbredwarrior ) will also be on hiatus.

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'Face book' Oops her hand slipped

“ZUKA!”

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❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞

“It’s nothing more than a school project, I promise.”

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Send “Do you know how beautiful you are?” to see how my muse responds.

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“Do I? I wonder how much changed...and how it happened.”

❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞

“You… You’re my father…?”

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“Suppose so, Kjelle. And sometimes I have these random thoughts. And it’s something you will have to get used to.”

❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞

“You… You’re my father…?”

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“Why did you even do that!?” He growled, walking quickly to catch up to him.

Face Book (Dark Pit, who stole one of Robin's tomes)

“PITTOO! THAT WAS IMMATURE AND RUDE, AND I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!”

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Face Book (Dark Pit, who stole one of Robin's tomes)

“PITTOO! THAT WAS IMMATURE AND RUDE, AND I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!”

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'Face Book' >:O

“Ow! That really hurt Ruby! What did I do that constitutes a book in my face!?”

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Plot Call

//I literally have no muse right now but I wanna write with Shulk. While I try to get him back up and going, I guess like this and we can talk about threading or something?

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rooster teeth sentence starters.

❝ wait. can we steal babies? ❞

❝ i'm going cakeless. ❞

❝ come, on. face the challenge! don't be a wuss. ❞

❝ as you know, i'm a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb. ❞

❝ speaking of hard, my dick. ❞

❝ i'm really smart sometimes, but only sometimes. ❞

❝ you promised me a death. ❞

❝ he's allegedly a piece of shit. ❞

❝ the ghost wants you to blow his wood ❞

❝ YOU WILL NEVER GO TO OLIVE GARDEN JUST FOR THE BREADSTICKS! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS TO RED LOBSTER EVERY WEEK AND SHOVE THAT CHEDDAR INTO YOUR HOLE, AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU FAT FUCK! ❞

❝ everyone’s tried sucking their own dick. ❞

❝ i’m not gay, but i WILL suck a dick ❞

❝ i saw a bird die on tv once. ❞

❝ do babies float? ❞

❝ but a dude could just sperm everywhere all-day, every-day and never run out! ❞

❝ but how does a gloryhole work? How do you know what you’re gonna get? ❞

❝ no, pinnochio is not biblical. ❞

❝ when have you ever seen a bird take a piss? ❞

❝ just because something existed, doesn’t mean it’s good. case in point; the holocaust. ❞

❝ I’M SORRY. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?! ❞

❝ how do you make a baked potato- do you just bake a potato? ❞

❝ i once shaved my beard, and _____ shaved his head, so i glued _____'s head-hair to my chin, and _____ glued my beard-hair to his head. then, we both shaved our pubes and glued them to ______'s armpits. ❞

❝ i’d do an impression of you, but i don’t have a dick in my mouth. ❞

❝ there’s no upside-down in space! ❞

❝ what would happen if your penis was gay? like, you were straight, but your nob was into dudes. ❞

❝ do you think goosebumps for blind people are like reading a bunch of jumbled letters? ❞

❝ i bet if I went back to the dark ages, i could be some type of ancient sex therapist. ❞

❝ in the lego movie, the word ‘lego’ isn’t said once ❞

❝ i had a girlfriend once who would talk to trees. ❞

❝ that turned my phone gay. ❞

❝ i walk in and you’re filming. that typically means something’s happening. ❞

❝ you are the mother of all dinosaurs. ❞

❝ you don’t drink the heroin. ❞

❝ you can get anything at a wal-mart, even tornados. ❞

❝ cats are like large goldfish. ❞

❝ it's hard to remember what you've forgotten. ❞

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Send me 'Face Book' for my muse's reaction to yours hitting them with a book.

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Shulk had been extremely focused on a machine he had been working with. Almost something that seemed like it could help him in his weapon making. However, while he was completely concentrated, it didn’t mean he was oblivious to surrounding noises. So when Zuka had walked in, he didn’t glance over and just gave a: “welcome home.”

It was when he heard the other noise, his head finally looked back to see what was happening. He couldn’t believe she brought another one home. A heavy sigh came from him as he walked over and looked over his sister. It was now a quota for her to bring back at least one animal a month wasn’t it?

“Zuka...where did you get those? Oh...nevermind, let’s patch you up and then see what we can’t do with this new addition in the meantime.”

“That… could have gone a lot better… but at least I got you out of there.” Her focus shifted to the young, but still rather large, goat like creature next to her known as the Aries that she had just rescued. While it wasn’t as bad off as the others had been, having mostly been starved, Zuka herself was covered in various injuries after having been caught and assaulted for trying to take the poor animal. Luckily she had managed to escape with it, even if she hadn’t gone unscathed.

“… If only I knew how to get you inside without being noticed…” She would at least try to gently herd the Aries into her home. It wasn’t easy. At all. And not just from the size of the animal, she cringed every time a sound was made. Shit, shit, shiiiiiit…

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"Nailed it!"

“’Atta boy Reyn! I knew you could do it!” Shulk chimed, feeling the same excitement his friend was feeling. He knew Reyn could pull it off, but he didn’t expect such record time to add with it.

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“So you’re my future groom? You’re not what I expected at all.” (Pit omg no..)

“What is it you expected then?” He tilted his head, he wasn’t upset but he was rather curious to know what the angel meant with that statement.

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You now have my permission to break my muse right here right now. Tear them apart. Find their weak point and make them suffer. Break them and make them snap