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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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*at the job interview* i have powers

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love when recipes are like "to melt the chocolate, cradle it gently in your arms in a Pyrex® 2003 20cm diameter dish over a bubbling cauldron on a moonlit night". have you met my good friend Michael Wave

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(moves about the dashboard silently and appears behind you without you noticing) good evening

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*makes aus for own ocs* i am my own fandom

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dude did you seriously just died in my arms tonight

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Maybe this therapy shit is working

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add ‘cinemasins mildly corrects james gunn’s lazy-edgelord theology take in the suicide squad’ to your 2021 bingo card

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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DONKEY KONG DRESSUP LETS GOOOOO????

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Are you secretly a computer

I am a normal mammalian vertebrate and can be trusted with unrestricted access to digital networks.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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in college back in 2018 i still didn't have a smart phone yet and they introduced DUO two-factor authentication and I carried one of the physical "clickers" because I couldn't use the phone app. I remember classmates being unable to participate in class or print assignments at the library even with school desktop computers because they left their phones ate home by accident or their phones died so they couldn't login to their school profiles.

professors started doing those kahoots quiz games for attendance points and I told them I couldn't participate because I didn't have a smart phone.

one of my professors scoffed in front of the whole class and said, "are you serious?" i said "are you going to pay for my data plan?"

he relented because he had to and every single day he had to print out a little physical quiz for me to take while everyone else did kahoots. it was so funny bc it was a lecture hall with like 150 students. he gave up after like 3 times and just counted me present.

at work i refuse to have a single work-related app on a phone they aren't paying for so they always have to order me the physical "clickers" for double authentication and they act like I'm pouring concrete in their shoes about it lmaoo

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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage