xtremeturtle25
xtremeturtle25
Turtle's Random Thoughts
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Hi! I'm Turtle! You can call me Brooke though.She/They, Bi and DemiProud Applebees Bathroom memberA normal mind is something I've never known, and here is where I share my strange thoughts, and out of context quotes
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xtremeturtle25 · 4 days ago
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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published
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xtremeturtle25 · 11 days ago
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xtremeturtle25 · 13 days ago
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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
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xtremeturtle25 · 13 days ago
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LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy
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xtremeturtle25 · 13 days ago
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xtremeturtle25 · 17 days ago
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Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny
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xtremeturtle25 · 17 days ago
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breakfast
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xtremeturtle25 · 17 days ago
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i have confined the beast
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xtremeturtle25 · 17 days ago
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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xtremeturtle25 · 18 days ago
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making an innovative new app that lets you kiss your mutuals' tender lips through the screen
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xtremeturtle25 · 18 days ago
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xtremeturtle25 · 18 days ago
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River of rule
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xtremeturtle25 · 18 days ago
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🏳️‍⚧️Coming Out🏳️‍⚧️
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I'm trans.
Happy pride month.
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xtremeturtle25 · 18 days ago
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xtremeturtle25 · 20 days ago
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Crazy to think when deltarune released I was a homophobic boy and now I'm a pathetic trans girl, who is still homophobic
Crazy to think that when the silksong trailer dropped I was a homophobic boy and now I’m a pro communist lesbian
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xtremeturtle25 · 20 days ago
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I love gay characters without romantic interests
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xtremeturtle25 · 20 days ago
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this would fix me
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