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1. What is the closest grocery store to your house? I’m pretty-goddamn-sure it’s Food4Less but I might be wrong.
2. When was the last time you colored with crayons? Not that long ago, actually. I threw out all my old crayons (I loved them, but they were a gift from my birth-father so they had to go) and I can’t wait to get more.
3. Have you ever owned a plant? What was it? I love plants. I would own all the plants. We have a garden right now and I love it. It’s awe-inspiring how much nature can happen in your own backyard.
4. Have you met anyone famous? A few times, and I gotta say, meh.
5. What was the worst injury you have ever had? My god, you know, I haven’t been injured that many times. I guess when I put up a shelf improperly and it fell out of the wall and a box of power tools fell on my toe. Didn’t break, but almost did, and damn did that hurt.
6. At thanksgiving dinner, what is the first thing you go for? M. EFFING. TURKEY. MY DUDE.
7. When you were a kid, who was your best pal? Mikayla was my best friend for almost 20 years.
8. Do you have any special talents? I used to be able to sing, cook and sew really well. I loved languages. I’m out of practice with all of it.
9. Have you ever been to a nursing home? I worked at one for my first job. Not recommended.
10. What kind of job did your mom have when you were growing up? When I was really young she took a job at her father’s company doing accounts receivable (payable? Whichever) and she worked two other jobs. I think once my grandfather gave her an honest wage she was able to quit the other two.
11. Have you ever known anyone that’s been on TV, including you? Sure, I mentioned I’ve met famous people. I don’t particularly know why that’s an interesting fact about me, per se, since there’s nothing particularly interesting about famous people.
12. What was the most interesting animal you have seen in the wild? Hellgrammites.
13. What holiday do you enjoy the most? Thanksgiving, but for the reasons most people like Christmas. Togetherness, being happily surrounded by the people you love, etc.
14. What was the first video game you ever played? I want to say an Atari game, but I can’t be entirely sure. I was super little.
15. What is the one thing you own, that if it got lost, you would be bummed? My engagement ring. I wouldn’t just be bummed, I would be heartbroken.
16. Do you have a favorite breakfast item? Pigs in a blanket. By that I mean sausage wrapped in pancakes.
17. What do you find yourself buying all the time? I don’t really know. I guess food?
18. When was the last time you got a real letter in the mail? One that wasn’t asking for money?
19. Do you have a most prized piece of jewelry? Yes. My engagement ring and my heart necklace my husband gave me. I also cherish the open heart jewelry my grandparents got for all of us as teens.
20. Do you own any board games? I do! I wish we played more of them, tbh.
21. What chore seems the most daunting right now? Laundry and dishes. I fucking hate those.
22. Were you born in the state you live in? Yeah, but I can’t wait to move.
23. Have you ever lived in a house that has been broken into? Yes.
24. What is your favorite cheese? Brie, gruyere, and I really love chipotle smoked gouda.
25. Who do you know that watches the most sports? My father in law, probably.
26. Do you like reality TV shows? There are no redeeming qualities about reality TV shows to me.
27. Would you rather have a chocolate or strawberry cake for your birthday? Strawberry, but I don’t really care for cake.
28. What color are your jeans? Blue. I only own two pairs.
29. Are you scared of fireworks? No.
30. Do you hate loud people? Hate is a huge overstatement but I really wish they’d be considerate of other people.
31. Do you get embarrassed when the buzzer at the airport goes off on you? No? I don’t know what this is talking about. Everyone has to go through those dumb right-infringing scanners these days anyway.
32. What does your last received text message say? “bye bitch”
33. Do you like drawing all over people/their belongings? No? What the hell?
34. What’s a smell that makes you feel ill? Any bodily fluids. Can’t handle those yet. I also really don’t care for the smell of reheated Italian food or fish.
35. When was the last time someone told you they loved you? This morning.
36. Do you get lonely easily? I go through periods of feeling lonely all the time, even though I’m not.
37. Do you read “texts from last night?” I used to, but I just don’t care for that culture I guess?
38. What was the last thing you ate? I’m currently eating a bagel.
39. Is there any talent you would love to have? Goddamn would I love to have a handle on my emotions.
40. Have you ever deliberately tripped someone? No.
41. Do you have any boxsets for TV shows? Yeah, I own like every season of House. Haven’t watched them in years tho.
42. Who was the first person to text you on your birthday? I don’t remember.
43. Are you tired? Persistently.
44. What was the last TV show you watched? I want to say Bob’s Burgers?
45. Is your door open right now? I work in a cubicle where it doesn’t matter whether or not I want privacy. People just walk over and demand my time. It’s exhausting.
46. What was the last conversation you had with someone about? Anthony and I talked about the Resident Evil 2 remake?
47. What was the last parcel you received? It was a box of garbage from my mom. I mean that it was actual garbage. Ripped stuffed animals, tshirts that aren’t mine, old broken toys.
48. How are you feeling right now? Anxious.
49. Are you one of those people who talks to everyone when you’re out? I don’t even go out. Lmao
50. What are you listening to? I listen to rain sounds at work or other white noise.
51. Is the person you last texted single? No.
52. What color is your favorite bra? It’s grey.
53. What is your natural hair color? Blondish brown.
54. Do you like to sleep? Fuck yeah, dude, sleep is the shit.
55. How old will you be on your next birthday? 28.
56. Have you ever liked someone older than you? Jeez.
57. Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? Yeah.
58. Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone? Yeah.
59. What is bothering you? Right now? This dude in my department is a blathering idiot and because he occasionally functions above and beyond that somehow means he gets to keep his job. He’s a fucking idiot and I want him to go.
60. What is the newest addition to your wardrobe? I bought jeans. But this weekend I’m getting some crop tops, shorts and a swim suit.
61. Don’t tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive?
Good lord.lmao
62. Do you have any currency that’s not your native country’s? Yeah, I have some Florint I’ve been keeping for some reason, along with some Jamaican money and some pesos.
63. Ever had a boy best friend? Yes.
64. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? I try not to have conversations with people I don’t like.
65. Have you ever tried wine? Holy shit, what age group is this survey meant for?
66. Do you stay up later than ten o’clock on a week night? I’d prefer not to.
67. Do you fall asleep texting every night? No, what the fuck?
68. Were you texting someone right before you fell asleep last night? No.
69. Did you have any unread text messages when you woke up today? No? Jesus. lmao
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1. What is you middle name?
Marissa.
2. How old are you? 27.
3. What is your birthday? July 9th.
4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer.
5. What is your favorite color? I’m pretty partial to cantaloupe and mint, but I don’t wear those colors.
6. What’s your lucky number? I have never had one and I don’t understand them.
7. Do you have any pets? Yes... A few. More than I can reasonably take care of. It makes me feel bad.
8. Where are you from? The Chicago Suburbs. I hated it as a kid. I’m still here. I still hate it.
9. How tall are you? 5 feet. I don’t know metric.
10. What shoe size are you? It depends on the brand, honestly. Anywhere from a child’s 3 to a women’s 7.5.
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Too many.
12. What was your last dream about? I had nightmares that caused me a lot of anxiety this morning.
13. What talents do you have? I used to be good at cooking (I question that a lot now), I also used to be good at singing and sewing. I’ve let go of a lot of dreams over the years.
14. Are you psychic in any way? I treat anyone who says that they are with extreme suspicion.
15. Favorite song? The Future by the Limousines.
16. Favorite movie? The Mummy Returns (2001).
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
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18. Do you want children? Absolutely.
19. Do you want a church wedding? Our wedding was not in a church. Neither of us wanted one.
20. Are you religious? Spiritual, I suppose. I’ve made connections to a few gods but I don’t think I speak the language very well.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yeah.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? I’ve been arrested, if that’s what you mean?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? I’ve met some voice actors, but to be perfectly honest with you I’ve never been really interested in meet-and-greets or getting to know celebrities. They just have a different job than I do. There’s nothing special about most of them aside from the amount of money they have to work with.
24. Baths or showers? I like baths, but we don’t have a good tub. So my bath bombs will probably go bad before I can use them.
25. What color socks are you wearing? White.
26. Have you ever been famous? What the fuck? No?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Yeah, actually. The money’d be nice.
28. What type of music do you like? I like most music except country, and even a little bit of that.
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? One, unless you count Anthony as additional.
31. What position do you usually sleep in? On my tummy or on my side.
32. How big is your house? It’s a split-level.
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? I don’t really eat breakfast.
34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes. I hated it.
35. Have you ever tried archery? No? It was a bougie club at my high school though.
36. Favorite clean word? I couldn’t tell you if I had one or not.
37. Favorite swear word? Eh.
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? It feels like I haven’t gotten good sleep in the last 6 months, but hell if I know.
39. Do you have any scars? Of course. Quite a lot.
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Not to my knowledge.
41. Are you a good liar? I can be, when necessary.
42. Are you a good judge of character? A lot of people turn me off and then are found to be douchebags later, so I’d like to think so.
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Probably pretty poorly.
44. Do you have a strong accent? I’ve had people pick me out of crowds in other countries to talk about pizza, so I guess so.
45. What is your favorite accent? Scottish. Let me fucking die, dude. I also really like Nigerian accents.
46. What is your personality type? INTJ.
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Probably one of my coats, but they were gifts.
48. Can you curl your tongue? Like a taco, or like a clover? I can do a taco.
49. Are you an innie or an outie? I’m an innie.
50. Left or right handed? Right.
51. Are you scared of spiders? No.
52. Favorite food? American-Chinese, Yucatan, Hungarian... Among others.
53. Favorite foreign food? I just fucking said...
54. Are you a clean or messy person? Depends.
55. Most used phrased? I don’t think I have any phrases that I say especially often.
56. Most used word? Probably like yeah or something. That’s a really boring question.
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Am I going to work or am I going out? If I’m going out I take more time. My job isn’t worth getting dressed any such a way for.
58. Do you have much of an ego? I certainly used to.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck.
60. Do you talk to yourself? Constantly.
61. Do you sing to yourself? At home, where it won’t bother people.
62. Are ou a good singer? I used to be.
63. Biggest Fear? There are a few, and they change all the time as I get older.
64. Are you a gossip? I hate gossip.
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? I’m not sure. I don’t watch many movies.
66. Do you like long or short hair? They both have their qualities, but I hate long hair in the summer.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Probably not, lmao.
68. Favorite school subject? I haven’t been in school in 2013.
69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert, but I can play a good extrovert.
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? No. I’d like to some day.
71. What makes you nervous? Tons.
72. Are you scared of the dark? I didn’t used to be.
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes, but not always.
74. Are you ticklish? Yes.
75. Have you ever started a rumor? I don’t think so, not intentionally.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yeah, and it was a mistake made by the people who put me there. lmao
77. Have you ever drank underage? Yeah.
78. Have you ever done drugs? Every goddamn DAY, my dude.
79. Who was your first real crush? I don’t know, man, I’m almost 30.
80. How many piercings do you have? Nine. It’s an odd number and I hate it.
81. Can you roll your Rs? Yeah.
82. How fast can you type? Pretty fast, tbh.
83. How fast can you run? I don’t know. I don’t care for running much.
84. What color is your hair? Brownish blond.
85. What color is your eyes? Blue.
86. What are you allergic to? A few things. Glitter, for one.
87. Do you keep a journal? No.
88. What do your parents do? My mother is accounts payable at her father’s family business. My dad is a freeloader.
89. Do you like your age? I stopped caring.
90. What makes you angry? A lot of things.
91. Do you like your own name? I actually didn’t used to. As a child I went through a phase where I demanded to be called “Jessica”. My reasoning was that there were no other “Mallory”s in the entire school and therefore I had a shitty name. If I remember correctly, there were no other Jessicas either.
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? Yes. Heather for our first “girl”, Richter for our first “Boy”. Whether or not we want more than one is yet to be determined.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? I don’t care who or what my child is or chooses to be as long as they’re a good person.
94. What are your strengths? I really enjoy taking care of others and making them feel happy. I have a maternal instinct.
95. What are your weaknesses? I’m really anxious.
96. How did you get your name? My parents were fans of Family Ties.
97. Were your ancestors royalty? Not my knowledge. Confederates and Indian-killers, though, on one side. Union on the other.
98. Do you have any scars? This is redundant.
99. Color of your bedspread? Blues and greys.
100. Color of your room? Teal, blueish gray.
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