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// So after a lot of digging into myself and coming through with a lot of emotions I have come to the conclusion I'm genderfluid. I prefer male or female pronouns with a gender neutral name Tate :)

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// I haven't had the best night. Personal shit went down so I've been off. I'll be on tomorrow night for sure. Sorry everyone

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Sends you all the sideways hearts :3c

// Senpai noticed me~

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// Yeah I had a long day I might head in now. Had to do a training on dog grooming for a work meeting x _ x it went well but man it was nerve wrecking.

Who I owe:

etheriumspacer (reply)

prinsessemelodi (reply)

imamountainman (starter)

brotadashi (starter)

hxney-lemxn (starter)

xofanimals (starter)

If anyone else would like a starter like this please (mutuals only)

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boombxby:

             “….” Cue a sigh as he rubs the side of his head. This man was like dealing with Kronk all over again. “I might be able to get you a burrito. I guess.” Claps his hands and a small man appears out of nowhere. “My friend here is looking for some burritos. Bring us some.” The s mall man nods and rushes off before coming back with a plate full of them. “So before I give you these you have to tell me your name. Deal?”

                 Geez this guy needed a chill pill or to smoke a bowl, he thought South Americans were chill people not uptight burrito haters. He watches the other as he claps his hands and a small man appears out of nowhere. So this guy was rich like Fred? Was the tiny guy like a Heathcliff only not as cool because Heathcliff was the best? Probably. No one was as cool as Heathcliff. He could feel the drool in his mouth as the guy came out with a plate of burritos. The male nods trying not to be too much like Gogo, she was a bad influence and he didn’t know if it was a good thing or not.

                “Name’s Fred. Mascot by day and by night? Also a school mascot.”

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Fuck The Police - N.W.A. (1988)

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// It’s really hard trying not to make him a stereotype so I’m glad you like him

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Fred: Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing."

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Send ❥ ❥ ❥ if you're enjoying the portrayal of my muse.

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xomago:

With a bow to her chin and a poignant look from under her brow, Gogo fixed her companion with the classic unconvinced expression. To his own credit, Fred was actually not quite so stupid, occasionally airheaded ( though for that matter he’d given her cause to wonder, once or twice, if that was circumstantially demonstrative ). If he had the will to stay mum for months about his financial position, Fred was capable of throwing a rug over it, only to be chivied by intense suspicion and vigilance. But then she quickly reconsidered she was in danger of giving him too much credit.

Clapping her palms together, her bass absolute —

❝No. Fred. No girl’s going to wanna teabag a dick that smells like a laundry hamper in a nursing home.❞ A short pause allowed that reproof to marinate.  ❝ — Even if she’s some prostitute with six kids to feed. Friends don’t let friends stink. You’re not a bad-looking guy. But you need to start practicing better hygiene if you have any hope of getting laid. Soon. Eventually. Within the next year.❞

              Fred watches Gogo reasses things? She was definitely deep in concentration, while she was doing that he decided to smell himself. It wasn’t a bad smell. It was actually indeed quite musky and nice, he didn’t know what Gogo’s malfunction was. Maybe she was just jealous that she didn’t get any musk, or any of him. Had to be it or else why would she be so mean and hurtful with her words. It was like her words were knives and she was just stabbing him with them and saying they were meant to be helpful. He knew he shouldn’t have told her that he’d never had a girlfriend before.

             “Low blow Gogo, that was hurtful even from you.”

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// Back from work and doing stuff for group I admin. I have starters i owe and replies. Trying to get back into fred muse rn so patience! :D

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When I see mutuals on my dash: My friend. You are my friend. You don't know me and I'm too shy to talk to you but you are my friend.

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zingiing:

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                  ❝ —is that ___ GARLIC?! i can’t—-i can’t have that!                      i’m allergic ___ my throat will  s w e l l  up and                      everything! i’m so sorry! ❞

             “What? Nah it’s red onions! It might be the pesto sauce though? Dude is that allergy for real? That sucks majorly. I’d hate to be allergic to something that’s in a lot of foods.”

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// I’m so proud of my playlist on Fred’s page ; w ;

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Based on a headcanon I read, I couldn’t find it again unfortunately so I can’t give any real credit… But if he/he sees this then I hope you like!

The original text goes (like I said, didn’t find it again, I saved it on my notes):

- “I feel like Gogo wouldn’t be able to stand that godawful painting Fred has in his room, no matter how she tries. She takes one long look at it, and decides, ‘Nope that is the biggest lady boner killer. Not doing it.’ ”…yeah, okay, Fred- if anything even remotely resembling sex is gonna happen in your bedroom, that thing has to come down.“ "Aw, what? … Really?” “I honestly have no idea how I’d keep going if it stayed on that wall.” “… [SIGH] okay.” “It’s the only thing. Everything else can stay.” So it hangs in the closet of shame when she stays the night.“

I realize I didn’t quite follow the 'script’ when making this… Aw well

Btw, if ANYONE out there is a Gogozilla-shipper aswell…… I’d be happy if you’d let me know. None of my friends has any sympathy. 😅😰

And even if you don’t ship it…I hope you like this☺️

Fred and Gogo don’t belong to me (😔), they belong to Disney.

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Helloooo! My name is Kenna aaaaaaaand I'm a professional princess for a living! :D

I’m Tati and I’m a pet food sales associate that is trained in nutrition (sort of) and other pet needs that a vet sometimes can’t help with!