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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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I do think it's amusing that JD 'Pope Killer' Vance expected to be the main public face of American Catholicism and is now so spectacularly overshadowed.

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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

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american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

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me sexting: if that is amenable to you

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tips on what to say when someone says they have a seafood allergy:

if you care for them, you can say, "thank you for informing me--i won't have seafood near you"

if you hate them, you can say, "my shrimpathies"

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Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

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sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

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"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

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god the fags you put on earth to fuck nasty are barely getting by

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mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

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GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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i. just made the mistake of actually calculating how much money i've spent on ink

im never doing math again.

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the best i can do is a top ten. and even that was painful 😔

i currently have 28 bottles of fountain pen ink in my collection

not only could i not pick a favorite among them, but idk if i could even narrow it down to a top 5 gfdjkgld

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i currently have 28 bottles of fountain pen ink in my collection

not only could i not pick a favorite among them, but idk if i could even narrow it down to a top 5 gfdjkgld