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me like 4 yrs ago: i think i have depression

me today: boy howdy is that just one ingredient to this horrifying cocktail that is my mental health

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when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

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707: Zen, I think you should play the role of my father.

Zen: I don’t want to be your father.

707: That’s perfect, you already know your lines.

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ZEN: do you have to act like a spoiled brat all the time?

Jumin: me?

Jumin: act spoiled?

Jumin: oh zen

Jumin: i don't act

Jumin: i am spoiled

Jumin: ;)

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Vanderwood: You know what, you guys can go to hell

Saeyoung: You hear that MC! Vanderwood invited us to his house!

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Jumin: *says something funny or calls you cute pet names*

Me:

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Vanderwood: You know what, you guys can go to hell

Saeyoung: You hear that MC! Vanderwood invited us to his house!

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The Trump administration has withdrawn federal protections for transgender students, but their argument for doing so is based on years of right-wing bullshit. 

Conservatives still can’t name a single instance where these protections were abused. 

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Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?

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OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

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Avoiding antis and triggered people in ships/fandoms/tags be like

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A day in the life of the RFA.

The adventures of god707, Defender of Justice and his sidekick Game Boy. What happens to these 2 after this prank is left to your imagination. 

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THINGS SAEYOUNG AND MC WOULD DO WHEN THEY GO TO SPACE

Inspired by Moonbase Alpha (watch the video here omg), the Discovery Channel song (video here), and very loosely the space core from Portal 2 lol. Make sure you watch the videos to understand the references I’m putting out here!

 Get married in the space station of course

Take videos of each other spinning around in anti-gravity

“Look, MC! Watch me do a barrel roll!”

“NOOOO Dr.PEPPER, COME BACK HERE!”

 Space couple selfies anti-gravity style

Land on the moon Louis Armstrong style

Saeyoung: “That’s one small step for man, and one giant leap for MC!” what the heck dude

Troll the rest of the RFA members through the radio transmitter:

Jumin: “How’s everything there?”

Saeyoung: “everything is good…except we’re EXPERIENCING SPACE TURBULANCE! BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBRBR”

MC: HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLARS, JUMIN”

“uuuuuuuuuu”

Spams “aeiou” for five minutes straight

“Holla holla from spaaceee~”

“WE’RE IN SPACE AAAAAAAAAAA”

Saeyoung: “…an alien just passed by HI ALIEN ARE YOU HERE TO KIDNAP US?”

MC: “omg my body is ready. Take us~”

“Oohhh, the sun~ I’m going to touch it.” DO NOT TOUCH THE SUN SAEYOUNG

MC: “Oh my dear sun~~Lay your passion upon us~~

When floating in space, MC and Saeyoung breaks into song:“I love the oceans, I love the clear blue skies…BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA”

Zen: “How’s it like there?”

Saeyoung: “There’s so MUCH SPACE!!”

MC and Saeyoung decide to do the gangnam style on the moon

Eyyyy sexy lady inanastronautsuit~

Saeyoung attempts the moonwalk on the moon. It doesn’t work as well as when they’re on Earth

They each try to kiss each other while in space but then they realize there’s the helmet between them

Nonetheless they sat next to each other on the moon hand in hand while witnessing the beautiful spectacle before them.

When landing on Earth, both MC and Saeyoung have a difficult time adjusting to life back home. For about a week, they keep dropping things, tripping over things, tripping while standing and walking, and just basically feeling nauseous due to gravity.

Both MC and Saeyoung continue to trip everywhere while laughing up a storm

When the RFA visit, the house is strewn with dropped items and two crying grownups

On those particular days when they’re hit with nausea, they either puke at the same time or between intervals of a minute or two. It’s alarming how closely synchronized their bodies are omg

“Honey, don’t worry about me. Let’s think of this as preparing for morning sickness~” MC blushes profusely at the idea and kicks Saeyoung in the shin

Jumin is also keeping in close tabs with their health by hiring a professional team of physicians as well

Saeran ends up caring for his brother and sister-in-law like a nagging mother haha

Rolls them up into blanket burritos and feeds them ice cream

When they’re all recovered and are looking through the photos they took during the trip, they notice a strange animal like shadow standing behind them while standing on the moon’s surface.

Cue the couple screaming while X-files song plays in the background these dorks

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Mystic Cinnamon Rolls

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Yoosung

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Saeran

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: 707

Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Jumin

The sinnamon roll: Zen

Eats cinnamon rolls at work: Jaehee

Would accidentally kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: RFA

Would take the blame for what happened to you: Jihyun

Was said that they sell the best cinnamon rolls ever but secretly puts weeds in them: Rika

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My life.

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Part 23 - NAH

Parts : 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 -14 - 15 -16 -17 - 18 - 19 - 20 - 21 - 22

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Yoosung: if i had a dollar every time someone told me i should stop playing games

Yoosung: i'd have enough money to buy a plane ticket and fly away from this bullshit