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Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie

Proof of concept:

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Hey, me and my Communications Officer saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe, please get out

On my yearly relisten of w359 (surprise socks)

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Things In Wolf 359 That Make Me Itch

- During Hilbert’s funeral, despite being the only one who knew (or at least, the only one who Hilbert directly told), Eiffel didn’t use his real name.

- Time rewinding for only one person, rooms appearing and disappearing; pretty much everything that was in Minkowski’s message in Am I Alone Now?

- Lovelace is, technically, dead.

- We don’t know what happened to Hera when they made it to earth.

- We don’t even know if they made it to earth.

- We got one glimpse of the crew of the Hermes, about how fun-loving they were, how well they worked together, everyone’s dynamic—and then we see them again, and they’re mindless robots. They can’t think, ever again.

- Jacobi’s clone.

- There’s so much more to Cutter’s story that we don’t know, other than he’s decades older than Pryce. (He’s DECADES older than Pryce.)

- Eiffel’s memories of the Harry Potter books were separated into 1-4 and 5-7, but 1-4 were destroyed first, so he had memories of 5-7, and obviously he understood why events happened but would he? Because the context would be missing so somewhere he would’ve understood them but would he have? Really?

- Just the whole Eiffel memory thing. Because amnesia is such a finicky thing. Like, you remember items and food and how to do things but you don’t remember people or places. Memories are swept under the rug. Hidden from sight, but still there. But with Eiffel it was like… all of his memories were destroyed. Not swept out of sight, but hidden. Vacuumed. That includes things that he learned. Math, for example, was mentioned. So was learning to ride a bike (I think). But how, then, would he know what a spaceship was? How would he know what anything was? Wouldn’t he just simply become like someone who was literally “born yesterday”? Maybe know how to talk and how to do things but just. Not know what anything was?

- Kepler’s death.

- Rachel. Just something about her… I don’t know. I want to know more.

- Why Maxwell had a restraining order against her family. (whether they were sorry when they learned she died. If they even knew she was still alive, or if the world thought she was dead)

- We don’t know if Minkowski’s husband had moved on.

- We don’t know if the Plant Monster is still floating in space.

- Whether or not the star turned back to red. This might’ve been mentioned and it wasn’t brought up, but I don’t know.

- There are dozens, maybe hundreds of other AIs with Hera’s voice. Pryce’s voice. Whatever.

- Eiffel might’ve learned sign language and now that knowledge is just… gone.

- We don’t know if his daughter knows that it was his fault.

- We’ll never know if somewhere, deep inside, he still knows too.

- The memory Lovelace had wasn’t real. Or most of it wasn’t real, anyway. Was anything she remembered real? Was it a combination of hundreds of memories put into a story? Or was it really something that happened to her?

- Box 953 was meant ONLY for Eiffel. Why? Because he was the communications officer? Or… because of something else?

- Jacobi trusted Kepler. He trusted him through life and death. Kepler knew that. But even when Jacobi got to a point where he couldn’t keep going, where he was just as willing as everyone else to put Kepler away, Kepler kept going.

- Jacobi was 100% prepared to miss. (Lovelace thought he missed.)

- Minkowski shot Maxwell.

-Minkowski and Eiffel had that exact same conversation dozens of times. But he never listened until then.

- EIFFEL MADE A LES MIS REFERENCE. TO MINKOWSKI. AND THEN ALL ABILITY FOR HIM TO HAVE A LEGIBLE CONVERSATION WITH HER ABOUT LES MIS WAS DESTROYED. AND I WILL FOREVER BE ANGRY ABOUT THIS

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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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Fagging it up on the space station and by fagging it uu. let's just say trying to kill my superior officer situationship

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guys Alice can't die first. if Rusty Quill kills off their trans main character first? they're transphobic

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Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1205.

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okay we’re collectively still not over this right? right?

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alice dyer

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can we re-explode hilbert from wolf359?! ive got a hankering for that russian scientist to explode right now. for the ten year anniversary, i think it would be perfect! i just think he should be obliterated a second time!! i think it would be very funny and satisfying. it is like when tou forget your food in the microwave so its too cild to eat!! we need to reheat hilbert wolf359 today!! in that radioactive box!!! please spin him in the radioactive box!! he will like it!!

please explode hilbert again and a second time creators of wolf359- coming from a big explosion fan.

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me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

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As we dance to the masochism tango

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guys please if you haven’t listened to / seen the names for the wolf 359 soundtrack it’s IMPERATIVE that you do alan rodi is one of the greatest minds of our generation for these names (and the music itself but that’s a later, much longer conversation)

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the hermit card represents self reflection, isolation, and loneliness.

"You're remembering this wrong. You weren't here with us."

part 3 of a wolf 359 tarot series

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He's a dad. He's a convicted criminal. He's just a guy. He's a lab rat for a mad scientist. He's simultaneously terrible and amazing at his job. His best friend is an AI. He's a recovering alcoholic. He sent audio recordings of himself goofing off into outer space. He accidentally taught aliens english. He speaks in 85% pop culture references. he's a staunch pacifist. He crashed a space ship into a space shuttle on purpose. He got his memories erased by a different mad scientist than before.

I didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he