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I CANT FALL INN LOOVEEEE WITH YOUUUUUUUU

BUT I GOTTA BE CAREFUL

GOTTA WATCH WHAT I SAY

GOD I HOPE IT ALL GOES AWAYYYYY

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how do you marry someone as a friend tho i- 😭

*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, but...I love you

Natasha: That's great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we've been married for six fucking years.

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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

please, please and please.

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Natasha: Y/N! What did I tell you about lying?

Y/N, looking down: ...That it only works on Yelena.

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Y/N: Natasha is my best friend. If I love her, it’s the way I would love a sister.

Yelena: Natasha is my sister, and if I looked at her the same way you did, I would’ve been kicked out the family, or probably even arrested in certain states.

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Y/N: Bonjour, Natasha. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Natasha: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Y/N: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

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Pay ATTENTION!!!

Scarlett has an incredibly CREEPY stalker!!! His name is Michael Joseph Branham

He thinks that he's Cosmo's father (Scarlett's son)!! (THAT HIS SPERM MADE COSMO)

He's been stalking her since AUGUST 2022! He FOUND OUT where she lived and sent suspicious letters, letters, and kid's toy!

On November 19, 2023 he followed Scarlett's neighbor for 30 miles because he thought it was her.

Scarlett tried to enter a plea for protection, but it was DENIED because the papers never reached MJB. As a result, her temporary restraining orders were also dissolved. (They are NOT IN EFFECT ANYMORE)

Below is his social media accounts!

Here's the link for the article if anyone wants to read it!

Please make sure that we DO NOT post Scarlett's upcoming events WITH the date, time, or location!

Please be super safe! There's always creeps out there tryna do stuff like this!

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HELP

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Mutuals I am giving out juice boxes here you go

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Y/N: We need to open this locked door. Wanda, give me your credit card.

Wanda: Here.

Y/N, pocketing it: Thanks. Natasha, break down the door.

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Natasha: What time is it?

Y/N: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.

[Y/N blasts the saxophone]

Tony: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

Y/N: It's 3 am

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[Y/N writing with Wanda via text message]

Y/N: OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!

Wanda: What??

Y/N: NATASHA ASKED ME OUT!!

Wanda: OMG!! When??

Y/N: JUST NOW!! We have a date for February 30th!

Wanda: Y/N...there is no February 30th...

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Y/N: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Wanda: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Y/N: Not when you're playing with Natasha. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".

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if ur having a bad day here is some fairy dust (i’m sprinkling it onto you)  ⋆｡°✩ ⋆⁺｡˚⋆˙‧₊✩₊‧˙⋆˚｡⁺⋆ ✩°｡⋆ .・゜゜・　　・゜゜・． ｡･ﾟﾟ ｡･:*˚:✧｡