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summer is coming up lads..

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I can deal with forest Gods, it’s humans I’m worried about… Remember you can’t trust men. 

PRINCESS MONONOKE もののけ姫 1997, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

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Hey girl is that a knife that just fell through a hole in your pocket down your pant leg or is your penis very sharp and by your ankle

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Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

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I remember seeing these the next day and how happy I was that they’re perfect for each other. #Couplegoals

this will forever be my favorite set of tweets

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Random Gif Challenge

1st gif represents your family:

It’s sad, and true

6th gif represents your past: 

I was a graverobber. True story

10th gif is your attitude to the world:

YES. OMYRA YES

15th gif represents your sense of humor:

I apparently have none.

21st gif is your social life: 

true. Very true… 

25th gif represents your ideal life:

HA WHAT?

30th gif represents your love life:

Okay. I’ll leave this to interpretation

32nd gif is your best friend:

he’s robin

35th gif is how high school went:

leafy

39th gif is how you imagine your college years:

lied

42nd gif is how they actually will be:

wierd…

44th gif represents your astrological sign:

Angry at technology…

48th gif is you and your best friend’s relationship:

constant battle?

50th gif is how others see your friendship:

yup

52nd gif is your fashion style:

ha

65th gif is your fandom: 

sure

68th gif is how you respond to your fandom:

seems legit

73rd gif is your celebrity crush:

haha TOBY!!

74th gif is what you would say if you met your celebrity crush:

I’d apparently bark and be adoRABLE

77th gif is your actual crush: 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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My Life (a GIF story)

Use every third GIF :D

1. Your parents reaction to your birth

Addicted to the knife? 

2. Your first day home

Graverobber was there apparently. And he thinks I’m royalty?! AWESOME

3. Your first memory

Well Apparently, I was Batman… then I must have gotten a concussion and become me…

4. Your first birthday

Awesome

5. Learning to walk

Nope. No faith at all

6. Learning to talk

yeah, pretty much

7. First day of school

I was apparently an astronaut 

8. First friend

Dean Winchester… it’s legit

9. Learning that there is no Santa

o….kay

10. First day of middle school

So bad ass

11. First day of high school

LIES

12. Reactions to scary freshman rumors

Such a hippy

13. How your best friend sees you

yes. He sees me this way exactly

14. How you see your best friend

as adorable and cute? yes. yes he is

15. How you see your enemies

uhm… sure?

16. How your enemies see you

I’m a challenge

17. Learning to drive

Freaking out all the way

18. Reaction to graduating

we did it bros

19. Reaction to getting into the college you want

yup I set everything on fire

20. When you graduate from college

yup

21. When you get your dream job

whatever?

22. What you do at that job

drinking? Yay alcoholism!?

23. Your reaction to getting proposed to

uhm… what?

24. Getting married

i feel like that’d be everyone else’s reaction…

25. Reaction to having first child

cute?

26. Your first child

is a tiger?

27. When you retire from your job

dance dance

28. Reaction to your kids sending you to a nursing home

29. How you die

I die by bad english?

30. How people react to your funeral

They become littlekuriboh imitators? 

31. You in the afterlife

Badass until the end

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I just had a mental fucking breakthrough

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The goal isn’t to live on forever;

It’s to make something that does.

-Monty Oum 6/22/1981 - 2/1/2015

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This is the only content worth reblogging rn tbh.

I only make bad content

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*Slams glass against table* ANOTHER!

THE CHILLS ALL OVER MY BODY

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Being

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

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me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

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Guys. I was just trying to hunt some deer. Then I air slid into a snowbank. It went on for like... 10 minutes. I eventually figured out that I could fast travel and get unstuck but like... Hey?

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Figured I should post this from my snapchat, but Michael got so into it it was incredible omg