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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

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My hands are not handling their own existence very well

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prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

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How am I gonna have a silly goofy mood about this??

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🕷️SeerLight🕷️

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what if his suit WASN'T shrink wrapped

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Seriously, those ladies are old. Make someone else shovel smh

No mother should ever bury their child.

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Pokemon Sea Breeze Figures

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Sometimes having ADHD is like living out 'If You Give a Mouse a Cookie' with your own trains of thought.

*Oh hey, I should wipe down this counter. Oh hey, while I'm getting this counter, I might as well grab the others. Oh jeez, cleaning all these counters sure reminds me of the dishes in the dishwasher. Oh wow, all that washing has made me thirsty, I better refill our water jug. Say, all that water reminds me, I should really open the door and let in some fresh air. Oh wait-'*

And it carries on until my brain short circuits right in the middle and I forget what I was doing and why I was doing it.

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If you're on the look out for chewy cookies apparently WINCO'S GENERIC BRAND tastes EXACTLY the same as Chewy Chips Ahoy??? And they're cheaper. So you should def go for those.

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I'm sorry, but every time I see it I'm reminded of "We're not talking about *this*, or *this*, we're talkin' about *this!!*" From SpongeBob.

You can fight me on this, IDGAF, but "I'm not talking about killing Penguin, or Scarecrow, or Dent, I'm talking about him. Just him. And doing it because... because he took me away from you." is one of DC's most perfectly crafted short monologues ever. It sums up a whole character in a few, simple lines. It sums up Jason's motives, hopes, and pain.

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sorry for all the boop blogging but unfortunately i love stupid shit and also hitting people

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bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

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here are a few things that could help if you’re looking to get into comics because it’s very confusing at first (and every moment after)

the dcu guide lists characters’ appearances in chronological order

comicvine lists every appearance of a character

comicstorian is a youtube channel that summarizes comic arcs/character origins in short, easy to understand videos

lornahs has a lot of good character reading lists, dc & marvel

comic book reading orders has reading orders for almost all events & characters, dc & marvel

r/DCcomics’ wiki has a large recommended reading page & a newbies section for people looking to start reading for the first time

comic book herald has a list of reading guides as well as a where to start with current dc & a beginner’s guide to comics

the dc database has a recommended reading section

comics back issues has a list of reading orders as well as their guide to comics for new readers

and if you’re looking to get into lanterns, be sure to give my own, comparatively puny rec page a look!

good luck!