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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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WE'RE SO BACK (announcement/trailer)

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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

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Esquie my beloved... I hope your day is a balance of Whee-Whoo-Whee-Whoo!

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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it's always amazing whenever you meet someone with the pokemon autism

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writing mood™️

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The Onion continues to never miss

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The cackle I just released knowing full well I’m chanting this also! 🤣🤣

Creator of 2012 TMNT has apparently teased a new project with the 2012 TMNT turtles but has given very little details about what it could be.

And while I’ve been trying to not trying to get my hopes up….

I have already failed.

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the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee

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Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?

Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.