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Can you do Josh’s ( tec ) with a s/o that think chubby guys are really cute and praises him when he’s feeling insecure?

YES!!!! I LOVE FAT BITCHES!!!!

Josh Levy x GN!Reader who adores his body<3

🪐 Josh couldn't believe he'd managed to bag you in the first place. Somebody who was actually attracted to him? It felt too good to be true.

🪐 His insecurity definitely gets the better of him a lot. He probably tries to push you away or test your love for him in really stupid ways, because he's sure that there's no way you really like him. You must be lying. This must be a prank.

🪐 Reassurance is key. At first, when you call him handsome or cute, he'll just completely brush you off. Maybe even get offended, because he thinks you're making fun of him.

🪐 But over time his denial turns into begrudging acceptance. And then that turns into silent, flustered acceptance.

🪐 Touch that boy. Touch his tummy. Squeeze his love handles (gently). Do this while calling him attractive and he might just explode.

🪐 Whenever he tries to engage in poor eating behaviors like binging (as we see him do in the comics), gently redirect him. I like to imagine he binge-eats as a source of comfort, so just having you there to love and support him is helpful.

🪐 When you catch him looking in the mirror for too long, or making some offhand comment about being fat and ugly, love on him a bit extra and remind him how hot he is!

🪐 If you're a nerd like him, show him any fictional crushes you have that have a similar body type to him. He's completely dumbfounded when you say that not only are you okay dating a chubby guy, you actually prefer them. He didn't even process that was possible.

🪐 His love language is definitely words of affirmation. He loves being praised, even when he's acting like he doesn't.

🪐 Soon enough, he's come around to the idea that maybe, just maybe, you like him for real. Maybe he isn't as ugly as he thought he was. You didn't seem to think so, at least, and that was more than enough for him.

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if u drew jaybird tummy.. my life.. would be urs..

If a man's belly clap when he walk, then I shall listen when he talks 🫧

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jaybird.... jaybird art.... plssss i ask while blinking my big wet eyes

okie! ^_^ jaybirb

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Quick break from all my writing to introduce you all to my Eltingville OCs, Augustine, Liam, and Ashley!!!

They have so much lore that I am not gonna get into in this post but um. yeah. here they are!

Ty all again for all the love on my writing <333 love you guys sm

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Would you do requests for Butchie or Joe:3

ooo good question!!! i'd be willing to give it a shot, although i've never written for them before or rlly gave them much thought.. and ofc i still would only write for gender neutral and male readers.

also i will not hold back on writing these men as awful as they are in the comics. fair warning

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hello! I saw that your requests are open, and I would love to ask for one! Could you please write a oneshot of Josh Levy x male reader in college where Josh accidentally confesses his love to the male reader, and the male reader shares his feelings? I would love to see the direction you would take this story, and I thank you for your consideration! :D

ofc !!! shoutout to all the josh fans because hes probably my fav <3

i reference a couple of canon moments from josh's college years in here so. yeah LMAO. also theres some moments in here that are kinda nsfwish? nothing explicit just josh being josh rlly

also sorry if the dialogue parts suck i am. not great at dialogue i fear

College!Josh x Male Reader

College fucking sucked. Josh hated every second of it. He hated all the snobby business majors and the strict deadlines. He didn't even have time to watch any new releases. God, he'd have to catch up on so much when he escaped this hellhole. He couldn't even vent his fandom frustrations into his writing; last time he'd done that, his teacher had humiliated him in front of the entire classroom, the damn fool. He'd given up on ever making friends in college after that day. He could barely make them in high school, this would be just the same.

Until you'd popped up. You, who sat one row back and two seats to the right of him in his Introduction to Writing course. You, who approached him after class and apologized to him for what had happened that day, that it was a dick move on the professor's part to not just talk to him privately after class. You, who said you noticed his Star Trek pin on his bag, and invited him over some time to binge watch it with you that night.

He'd been hesitant at first. He had a bunch of assignments to do for his other classes, not to mention he'd have to write another, less-Spiderman-centric paper for his Introduction to Writing course.. oh what the hell, it wasn't like he gave a shit about this school. He'd accepted and introduced himself, you'd exchanged numbers, and you hung out that night. And thank god he did, because it was the best time Josh had had in a long, long time. The two of you spent the entire evening with Star Trek practically being background noise to your endless flow of conversation. You liked the same shit he did, which he was rather surprised by. Who knew he'd find anybody even fractionally bearable in this school, never mind someone who he actually enjoyed being around?

You two had grown close over the course of the semester. He found his work a lot more tolerable when you were in his dorm, typing away on your own laptop, or proofreading his writing, or just laying there besides him watching whatever geeky show or movie you two had decided was more important than getting a decent night's sleep. You weren't like anybody he'd ever met before. All your teasing was good-natured and playful, differing opinions were a source of banter for you as opposed to an argument, he never left your little hangouts feeling drained or angry. It was a new feeling, one he really enjoyed.

He'd realized his thoughts for you may have been more than platonic halfway through the school year, when he'd caught himself daydreaming about you. Specifically, you in the Superboy costume. More specifically, you in the Superboy costume, saying some less-than-appropriate words to him with that sweet, silky voice that he could listen to for hours. That had been his first sign that maybe, just maybe, he might have a small thing for you.

His second sign had been when you'd been reading over some of his writing and your hand had brushed over his when you leaned closer to the screen. The way you'd lingered there, so close that he could smell the light cologne you'd put on, it made his head spin. He couldn't even remember what input you'd given him, if he was being honest. He'd been too focused on the way the light of the laptop reflected on your soft skin, and how your eyelashes batted in such a tantalizing way every time you blinked. He wondered how his fingers would feel brushing over that skin, he wondered if your eyelashes would flutter closed so softly if he was to kiss you right now..

His third sign had been the very guilty jack-off session he'd had that same night while thinking about you. That had pretty much cemented it.

You hadn't commented on the weird way Josh acted for the next week as he came to accept he liked you, a guy. No, you were too nice to say anything, too perfect, Josh thought. It just made him adore you more. Over time all of his shame gave way and became an intense yearning. Every time you laughed at a joke he made or complimented something he'd written, he wanted to tell you right then and there how he felt, how badly he wanted you. But he knew better. He wouldn't ruin what you two already had.

Tonight was like any other. It was a Saturday, the two of you had ordered a pizza and were happily munching away on it as you watched the X-Files. Today had been particularly stressful, Josh had been putting off a paper until the last second. He'd barely been able to finish it by its 8pm due date, and even then, it was definitely not his best work. A low C at best. But none of that mattered right now, because he was sitting with you and you were ranting about a plot hole in the last episode you'd watched.

"It's really not that hard to just use the same prop, it's actual insanity that they thought we wouldn't notice the gun being a totally different model." You glanced at him for back-up, and Josh gave you a small nod, encouraging you to continue. Honestly, he hadn't heard much of what you'd said. He was lost in his own thoughts, the same thoughts that tended to invade his head whenever the two of you hung out. He liked the curve of your nose. He liked how you licked your lips as you ranted. He liked the way your pupils dilated when you spoke about something you were really passionate about.

"God, and look at that, you see that?" You pointed at the screen. "That lamp, right there, it was on in the last scene, and now it's not."

God, he loved you.

"I mean, I can't complain too much, the show manages to have all these little flaws and still hold up better than two thirds of whats on television nowadays."

He loved you so much.

"It's the storytelling. They honed in on the storytelling rather than the silly details. It's smart, but it does kind of suck for us astute viewers, we're always the only ones who notice these things."

"Fuck, I love you."

"...Huh?"

Josh blinked, bringing himself back to reality. You were staring at him with wide eyes, your mouth slightly agape. It took him a second to connect the dots and realize his inside thoughts had managed to trickle outside. When those dots did connect, it was like all the blood drained from his body, leaving him trembling and weak.

"I-I, uh, fuck, I didn't mean to say- shit, that- that was supposed to be- um, listen man-" He stumbled over every word, his hands all over the place, reaching towards you and then pulling away, running through the greasy curls of his hair, bunching up in the fabric of his flannel. He didn't look anything like the Josh you were used to, even when he was in situations that made your entire body heat up from second-hand embarrassment, his natural reaction was always to get defensive, to react with anger. Now, he was shaking, looking like he was on the verge of tears.

You grabbed his hands, which he'd resigned to twiddling in his lap as he tried to explain himself. His palms were so sweaty, twitching in your grasp, and they were considerably bigger than yours. You stared at him and smiled. "Hey, hey, calm down, man. Chill." He froze up, opening his mouth to speak and then closing it with a brief nod.

You gazed at him silently for a few moments. You'd be lying if you said you hadn't thought about Josh in a non-platonic manner a few times yourself. You liked how passionate he got about his interests, and how his hair fell around his shoulders when he felt comfortable enough to let it down. You'd always been baffled by how insecure he seemed to be, because he was really quite handsome. Maybe not in a conventional sense, but he was handsome to you, at least.

"Are you upset..?" he asked shakily, pulling you from your thoughts. Jesus, how long had you just been staring at him for? That probably wasn't helping his anxieties.

"Huh? No, no! No, don't worry, I'm not upset, man," you replied finally, squeezing his hands lightly. The gesture made his chest flutter. "I'm just surprised. I didn't know you were.. y'know. Gay."

Josh tensed up and grimaced. "I'm not gay," he mumbled weakly. "I like chicks too, I just- I dunno." He glanced at where your hands were intertwined, and then up at your face. "I don't know what's wrong with me." The tone of his voice, so reserved compared to how loud and opinionated he usually was, it made you frown.

"Dude, nothing's wrong with you. I'm not mad. I'm, uh.. I'm actually kinda happy, cuz I think I'm into you too." You swore you could see the gears spinning in his head, trying desperately to process what you were saying. "Wh. What?"

You chuckled and scooted a bit closer to him, noting the way he tensed up even more when your knees brushed. "I'm into you, Josh. I've had a thing for you for a little bit now." Cue more gears turning. You couldn't help but grin a bit as he stared blankly down at your connected hands. His skin was getting warmer and you could see beads of sweat forming on his brow. Cute.

"..Seriously?" he asked cautiously, as if he expected you to laugh and reveal it was some screwed up prank you'd been formulating for months. "Seriously. I really like hanging out with you, Josh, you're a really sweet, funny guy." You squeezed his hands again and then shifted the way you held them, pressing your palms together and intertwining your fingers with his. They slotted together like two puzzle pieces.

Josh swallowed. This had to be a dream. He had to be dreaming, this couldn't be real. But he could feel the texture of your hands against his and the gentle pressure of your fingers squeezing. This was real. Holy shit, this was real. This was real and you liked him, and you weren't joking, as far as he could tell. He'd never experienced reciprocation of his feelings before, hell, he'd never even experienced what he felt for you before. He wanted to scream, and he wanted to hug you and hold you and kiss you like he did in all his late-night fantasies. But instead he just mumbled, "So.. what now?"

You shrugged. "I'm not sure." You paused and glanced around the room, your eyes finally resting on the TV, the binge-watch of The X-Files had been forgotten during your moment together. You, as casually as you could, shifted closer to Josh, lying against his side and slinging one leg over top of his. Josh's face flushed at the feeling of your weight against him. You were warm, not overwhelmingly so, just warm enough to be comforting. And you smelled good. Josh was about to panic again, this time for a different, much more enjoyable reason.

"Look, right there." You pointed at the screen. "That extra, in the red dress, she's staring right at the camera. See what you can catch when you pay attention to more than just the foreground? You find things about the classics that casual fans would never catch."

He blinked at you, then at the screen. Not knowing what to do with his hands, he cautiously wrapped one around your torso and kept the other intertwined with yours, settled in his lap. This was.. nice. Strange, and sudden, and it felt like there was still a lot to discuss, but this was nice. You were so normal about this. It made him feel more normal about it. He could feel his heartbeat slowing down to a normal speed and his breathing evening out.

Maybe conversation could wait for another time. Another time when he could gather his thoughts better. Another time when he wasn't busy holding you.

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omg js wanted to say the way u write the TEC cast is SO good, like seriously kudos to how you characterize them, it just feels so accurate!!!

TYSM !!! it really means the world to me that you guys have been enjoying my writing, i love these silly little incels so much and i LOVE this fandom.

i still have quite a few requests to get to and im also juggling schoolwork so its taking me a little bit, but i just wanted to use this post to remind everyone my requests have been reopened!!! once again, i do not write for female readers, only male and gender neutral, and if you send in a fem reader request i will most likely just delete it sry !!!

love you all <3

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silly seal fanart 😛

WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO CUTE?!?? THANK YOU FOR THIS WHATTTT

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DUDE ILY FOR THAT JOSH FIC!!

could i request like,, the same thing but with jerry or pete pretty please :3 (bonus points for reader being bigger or stronger than they r)

i need to hit them on a wall REALLY really bad

ty for the request !! :3 i have another request in my inbox for jerry x transmasc!reader so i'll do pete hcs here and then. idk just look out for the jerry one :P

Pete x Transmasc!Reader

📼 We know that Pete's dad and brothers are total pieces of shit who bullied him, it's not far fetched to assume that his family instilled some bigotry in him. However! We also see him defend homoerotic content, so I'd like to believe he's got a bit of a disconnect from the ideals his family tried to force onto him.

📼 I also feel like I have to mention his line about crossdressing cosplayers in the epilogue, how it "turns his dick to smoke". I think he's a liar. Period. That's it. I have no reasoning.

📼 I love the idea of a transmasc who's bigger or stronger than him. I think it'd throw him for a loop. Plus, I think it'd be a bit easier for his brain to process and perceive you as male, considering how he seems to view women as weak and manipulable.

📼 For those who enjoy masochist Pete as opposed to sadist Pete (literally just me and my friend I fear), you being bigger would be really attractive to him. Threaten him so he can threaten you back, it's his love language.

📼 Dress up as slashers he likes, you might just send him into a coma. You can't tell me he didn't have a lil boycrush on Jason Voorhees or Ghostface.

📼 Might be a little bit jealous of you honestly. He's a short guy, if you're bigger than him and were born a chick, he's gonna feel a bit emasculated.

📼 Still, besides the fact he's gonna call you a fag or a tranny playfully, I don't think he'd make a big deal out of you being trans. I fear he jokes that, "If there's a hole, there's a goal!" Hit him over the head whenever his goofy ass says that.

📼 Will tease you if you're scared of the horror stuff he makes you watch with him. "I thought you were a big strong man!" He's secretly ecstatic he gets to hold you. Plus, he can show you his "faggy" (homoerotic) horror stuff without fear of you judging!

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bill with trans masc reader pls

he deserves a transmasc boyfriend bc IM transmasc and i NEED him

Also sorry in advance if you're looking for sweet accepting Bill hcs I will not let him be mischaracterized. Warning you ahead of time: he's a transphobic dick.

Bill Dickey x Transmasc!Reader

💥 I hate to be the bearer of bad news but hes not very accepting at first. Definitely calls you a tranny and laughs at you with his friends.

💥 Eventually the fun of teasing you fizzles out and he just views you as sort of weird. You'd have to make the effort to talk to him first, and he'd be standoffish.

💥 Will definitely be more accepting if you're the type to really embrace masculinity. He's used to stereotypical gender roles, it's hard to look at a guy that looks scarily like him or any of his buddies and be like "yeah that's a chick".

💥 Break his walls down enough and he'll accept you as one of the guys. But he's still gonna make fun of you for being trans, the same way he makes fun of Josh for being fat or Jerry for being a wimp.

💥 He's never gonna make the first move. You're a dude to him now, and he's not gay (loud incorrect buzzer). You'd have to make a move first for him to view you as anything more than a bro.

���� Goes back and forth between thinking "I'm not gay I'm not gay this is so faggy I'm not gay" and "I wonder if he'd still let me touch his tits?"

💥 Sorry man. This is the 90s-2000s. He's still not a great guy about this.

💥 Calls you his partner around other people because he's still deep in the closet. Get him alone and he'll be better.

💥 Says "guys do it better" once he starts getting more comfortable with his sexuality. He's excited that he can talk about comics with you, because apparently, "Chicks don't get that shit."

💥 Bill is a real "hang in there" situation. You've gotta work on him. But more power to you if you're willing to stick around until you can get him to the "this is my BOYfriend" stage.

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Bill Dickey sucking dick and he's absolutely TERRIBLE at it please🙏🙏

this is so real i've had this hc for so long. thank you astro🙏🙏🙏

obviously this is about epilogue bill because im normal 😭

Bill Sucks at Sucking 💔

You couldn't believe you'd managed to get him like this in the first place. It was already crazy enough that you'd gotten Bill Dickey, quite possibly the most insufferable case of toxic masculinity to ever roam this planet, to be in a relationship with you, a man. A man who was very much not one of the giggly, big-boobed, size-0-waisted "cosplay wenches" that Bill had always had wet dreams about.

It was even crazier that you had managed to get him on his knees, between your legs, trying his best to suck you off. He was failing miserably too. His teeth would sometimes graze over your cock, he gagged at the slightest movement, he was obviously trying to replicate the many, many shitty cosplay pornos he'd seen over the years, because his noises were downright cringe-worthy.

It's fun, kind of appealing even, to imagine making fun of him right now. To humiliate the man who was usually trying to humiliate everyone else, to tell him how awful he was at this. It was an attractive thought. But he'd probably pull away, flustered and calling you a bitch, and never do this again, or worse, maybe he'd just bite down. You wouldn't put it past him. You resigned instead to silently guiding him. One hand threaded through his hair and pulled his head off your cock. He stared up at you looking sedated, desperate, even. It was cute, in the weird, greasy, disgusting way that Bill was able to be cute to you.

Your free hand grabbed his from where it had landed on your hip, slowly wrapping his pudgy, calloused fingers around the base. No point in forcing him to take all of you when he obviously couldn't. "Gentler," you murmured as you pulled his chin in closer, back towards your aching length, twitching as his hot breath brushed against it. He swallowed and nodded before taking what he could back into his mouth, his movements less sloppy and uncoordinated this time. "That's it.." you praised, gazing down at him affectionately.

He still wasn't great at it. Barely even good. But he was improving for sure. And you had all the time in the world to teach him, over and over and over.

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The Eltingville club (separate) x gn!reader who dresses like a fantasy character?

Like their out here being a little sweetheart, singing songs and frolicking in the fields Yaelorke style🌞💞

this is so cute omg

The Eltingville Club x Fantasy Reader

Bill Dickey:

💥 Initially thinks you're weird. You're too upbeat for his tastes, and he's generally annoyed by your presence.

💥 Calls you a poser, asks if you've even played Dungeons and Dragons or seen The Hobbit. If you say yes, he'll quiz you on the lore.

💥 You do begin to grow on him though. Still calls you weird and irritating, but there's something kind of irresistible about someone being so nice to him for a change.

💥 Plus, your clothing style is "kinda cool, I guess". But he's never gonna admit that to you.

Josh Levy:

🪐 Not used to being around someone so positive, and it's a nice change of pace for him.

🪐 Kind of views you like a manic pixie dream girl/boy/whatever, cuz that's kinda what you are. He thinks you're magical.

🪐 Makes you play/sing songs from movies he likes, like Lord of the Rings.

🪐 We know from the comics that he likes Disney movies, and I think he'd want to watch things like The Black Cauldron with you. Might compare your style to one of the Lost Boys from Hook.

🪐 He thinks it's cool how unapologetic you are about being yourself, he thinks it's one of your most attractive features. He wishes he could be like that too, but for now, he's happy being seen next to you :)

Pete Dinunzio:

📼 Even though you two are vastly different, he thinks your style is kinda cool, in a weird way.

📼 If you go full Yaelokre with the masks and stuff, he'll really dig it. Thinks the mask is creepy cool.

📼 Will introduce you to fantasy horror if you aren't already into it. It isn't his favorite genre, but he likes it, and he likes that you like it.

📼 He thinks you're kinda odd, but in a fun way. He fucks with it.

Jerry Stokes:

🎭 Absolutely LOVES it. You look like a character out of his favorite movies or a DnD session. He's immediately lovestruck.

🎭 Compliments every outfit you put together and might even ask you to dress him up too. He'd never leave the house in whatever you put him in, but he can dream.

🎭 Play DnD with him!!! He'd be honored if you asked for his help creating your character.

🎭 The only guy in the group that enjoys the same style of music as you, give him an earbud whenever you're listening :3

🎭 Ren Faire dates !!! He'll be over the moon to go with you !!!

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TEC bill relationship headcannons PLEASE. Gn reader preferably tysm for stepping in. this fandom needs more fanfic

i'm happy to be the hero this fandom needs 🫡🫡

Bill Dickey Relationship HCs!

💥 I will fight the "dominant alpha boyfriend" Bill headcanons until the day I die. If he managed to bag anybody he would be pathetic.

💥 Would probably be a little mean or standoffish, but in the way that he wants you to mess with him. He'll never admit that though, and will call you annoying if you do challenge him.

💥 Not a big fan of much PDA, but he's totally a bragger. Likes to rub it in the club's faces that he managed to get a partner and they didn't.

💥 Pretty touchy in private. He likes just having his hands on you, holding them, having one around your waist or shoulder, holding you or, if you're lucky, letting you hold him. Sit in his lap while he's at his computer, he loves it.

💥 Please smother him in affection. He can deny it all he wants, but validation and love is what he really wants. Especially considering how shitty everybody at school is to him.

💥 Will compare you two to couples from his favorite comics or movies, and always frames it as him being the big strong hero and you being the helpless person that needs saving.

💥 Get ready to watch a lot of Marvel and DC movies. He likes movie nights, but only when he gets to pick the movie and then pause it every two seconds to explain the lore behind it.

💥 Will take pictures of the two of you to show to people when they call him a virgin.

💥 "HAH! See that? Yeah, I'm getting more ass than you ever will!"

💥 Will poke fun at you for things you might be insecure about, and he isn't good at apologizing if he pushes you too far. Will most likely stomp away to cool off and then come back with a drink for you and a very short, quiet "sorry".

💥 He isn't a great boyfriend, but he's decent. He knows that this might be his only chance at love, to be honest, since he obviously wasn't getting anywhere in that department before you showed up.

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Bill meeting long haired male reader at a con and flirts with him thinking he’s a woman at first? Maybe 👉👈

this is so funny and cute i immediately started writing

decided to use epilogue bill for this bc um. i need that ugly man

Bill x Male!Reader Oneshot

This had been a particularly shitty con. Bill had been to some disappointing conventions, but for the love of Zod, whoever was above must be punishing him for some crime he wasn't aware he'd committed.

First he'd been caught sneaking a couple of comics into his bag. Whatever, it wasn't his first time getting yelled at by a comic book vendor. There were plenty of other booths he could visit.

But then he'd lost a bidding war on a Yakface figure, complete with the collector's coin and everything. It was only one of the most sought after figures in Star Wars collector history, and it'd slipped right out of his fingertips. What a load of shit.

His hand flexed around the fabric strap of his bag. Every booth was either not worth his time or one he'd already visited. A full five hours here and what'd he have to show for it: a vintage The Flash comic, a couple 1990s Marvel Happy Meal toys, and a good deal of money down the drain that he'd spent on overpriced convention food. What a waste.

He was ready to leave and go stew in his anger in his mother's dimly-lit basement when something caught his eye. Actually, it was someone. His gaze landed on a girl, one he couldn't see the face of. Her hair was what had attracted him. Long, silky, shiny. He had a bit of a thing for pretty hair.

Her outfit was lacking, but still, Bill could only imagine the gorgeous figure hidden under the baggy t-shirt. He bit the inside of his cheek, debating whether approaching her was a good idea. He'd never had luck with women, for reasons that should've been obvious but that he couldn't identify through his own inflated ego. After getting rejected quite a few times in the past, he'd decided he would let the women come to him. He didn't want some bitch if she couldn't tell that he was a "high value man", in his words.

But what the hell, it'd been a bad day already, it wasn't like he'd be spoiling a good mood if he got turned down. Plus, it'd been a while since he'd made a move on a woman, maybe this would be different.

He approached her from behind, tapping her on the shoulder with a clearing of his throat. He tried to force a confident smile as he spoke, "Greetings.. I noticed you from across the room and I just couldn't ignore your-"

He paused as the figure turned to face him, looking utterly confused and nothing like Bill had pictured. She wasn't ugly, no, she just.. wasn't a she. There was no doubt that Bill was staring at - and flirting with - a man.

"Uh.. sorry, man. Not a chick," the stranger said, grinning awkwardly. He grabbed a strand of that long hair, fidgeting with it between his fingers. "Probably the hair that threw you off, huh? Don't worry, you aren't the first." He chuckled, trying to break some of the tension.

Bill didn't reply, jaw agape as he stared at the guy. He stared back, glancing between Bill's horrified expression and the other congoers, most likely wishing he was anywhere but in this situation. Most guys in the past would have apologized and walked away embarrassed by this point. Why was this one lingering?

It suddenly occurred to him that the brunette had never actually outwardly assumed he was female. A light blush formed on his cheeks at the idea that this.. admittedly scraggly looking man was fully aware he was a man, and had wanted his number anyways, and he'd gone and made it weird by assuming he was a confused straight man.

This, of course, wasn't the case; Bill had totally thought he was a woman. But it didn't stop the stranger from reaching into his pocket and fumbling around for a piece of paper and a pen. "Shit, there I go, assuming again.. I'm so sorry, I'm so used to dudes thinking I'm a girl-" he rambled apologetically, scribbling something down on a piece of paper and placing it in Bill's hands.

Bill glanced down at the writing, finally breaking his gaze away from the stranger. It was a phone number. Holy shit, this guy thought he was gay.

"That's my bad again," the long-haired man said with a nervous grin. "Um.. if you wanna give me a call, that'd be cool. I don't think I ever caught your name."

Bill had a lot of responses. He could explain that it was a mix-up and go about his day slightly more embarrassed than before, he could scream at the guy for even assuming he'd be some kind of faggot, he could run away and try to forget any of this happened. But instead, he mumbled out a response, "Uh.. Bill."

The long-haired stranger smiled at him. "Well, Bill, give me a call sometime, yeah?" And with that, he was off to rejoin his group of friends, leaving Bill speechless in the middle of the convention center.

He looked down at the slip of paper again. He should probably throw this away, he had no use for it...

He slipped it in his pocket shamefully, fists clenched at his sides as he walked out of the convention, away from the chattering voices, away from the rows of vendors, and away from the stranger and his mane of hair that was making Bill question if it was just long-haired women that he liked.

[xxsillysealxx]

heh. you dont know me at all and im definitely not only here because you messaged me saying u made that post. but.... josh x reader headcanons or one shots? :3 preferably transmasc reader

woaggg i totally don't know you at all... giggles. love u char

Josh Levy x Transmasc!Reader Headcanons !!!

🪐 This is Joshua Levy we're talking about so um. Be prepared for some mild transphobia.

🪐 Veryyy confused about his crush on you, definitely goes back and forth between "he used to be a girl, so it isn't gay" and "but he's a guy now, fuck fuck fuck I'm such a fag oh my god".

🪐 Starts asking way more about your gender and what it means. He cannot process the idea of choosing to become a man; women are so pretty and they get all that attention, how could you possibly want to become a guy?

🪐 Explain it to him using some comparison to science fiction media, then he'll start to get it. A good example would be the character Switch from the Matrix. He'll start to understand eventually.

🪐 Understanding the complexities of your gender identity unfortunately is not helping with his internalized homophobia. If you ever wanted to get a confession out of him, it'd be an accident, or you'd have to really push it out of him, and he'd be mortified afterwards.

🪐 Giddy when you accept, but still keeps your relationship pretty private. Partly for your safety, and partly because he's still processing that he's dating a man.

🪐 Rambles about his interests in detail to you, kind of shocked if you don't immediately understand. You're a dude, and dudes are supposed to get this kind of stuff??? At least, that's what he thinks.

🪐 He's gonna show you every science fiction movie or show that you haven't seen, buckle up.

🪐 TLDR: Give him time, he'll come around. I fully believe if he actually got some bitches he'd be much better off as a person.

[xxsillysealxx]

I've noticed a severe lack of Eltingville x reader content in the fandom lately so I'm taking matters into my own hands 😈😈🔥💯

Erm. Send me requests I guess. My only stipulation is... I don't write for female readers- [I GET PELTED WITH TOMATOES]

I will write for gender neutral readers, I personally prefer writing for male readers (including transmasc readers ofccc)

So. Um. Send me requests. Loves ya

MY RULES:

No content containing pedophilic or incestuous material, I don't fw that

NSFW is fine, but if you request it I'm gonna check ur account to make sure ur 18+.... 🫃

Like I said before, no female readers (sorry guys I'm awful at it). Male and gender neutral only :3

Okay buhbye

[xxsillysealxx]

how it feels to have a bunch of lore for your Eltingville ocs but don't have the patience to get better at drawing so you can draw it.