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Lute: Babe BABE, hold on!

Velvette: What?! You said you wanted to try out the electrified nipple clamps-!

Lute: Not that! Don't you feel like...someone is eavesdropping on us while we...do it?

Velvette: Hard to tell. I've been so desensitized by Val's & Vox's cameras, they barely register

Sir Pentious (through the bedroom wall): I assure you, no one besides us are listening in!

Cherri: They're talking about US, idiot! (Muffled sounds of violence from the other side)

Emily: Hey every-WHAT is going on?!

Lute: I know I should be mad that some of our sessions are likely online now. But I'm still strangely horny. Mind turning up the charge on the clamps?

Velvette: Anything for you, babe

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Charlie: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! Our business license got renewed!

Angel: I thought that happened like fucking ages ago

Husk: At least red tape doesn't change in the afterlife

Charlie: Well, we did get our renewal earlier. But they just informed me that they extended our renewal period by a few extra years! Although, they did add a side note asking me to keep my goons from home, which is weird. They must have mixed me up with someone else.

Vaggie (turns to Alastor): I thought I told you that I would handle "persuading" the bureau about the business license.

Alastor: You did. But I then showed up to make sure they got the point...well, several recently sharpened points. Nothing wrong with a little assurance.

Niffty: LET'S CELEBRATE WITH VIOLENCE!

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Carmilla: You left your spear with me the other day when you came over for training. I sharpened it and figured I would drop it off since I was around here anyway.

Vaggie: Oh shit, I forgot. Thanks mom.

(Everyone freezes, all eyes turn to Vaggie. She slowly picks her head up and starts to realize what she just said.)

Charlie: Babe... your parental issues just slipped.

Angel: I know I give Charlie shit for her Daddy issues, but I keep forgetting your probably worse with that stuff.

Vaggie: I didn't - what I was going to say was MAMACITA! I just didn't get enough sleep and forgot to finish the word. I don't see Carmilla as my mom! We aren't alike at all!

Husk: Hey! You show your mother some fucking respect!

Vaggie: I don't... SHIT! (Buries face in hands, mumbles curse words in Spanish.)

Carmilla: It's all right. There's no need to feel embarrassed. Perhaps on my way back, we can... get some of the weapons from my armory and do some field tests. Maybe even get some dinner together.

Vaggie (slowly peeks up, still embarrassed): ...that does sound nice, actually.

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(In Lute's home, celebrating New Year's Eve. Cherri & Sir Pentious are buzzed and making out on the couch. Emily took one sip of champagne and is passed out on the kitchen floor. Ben the Raccoon is eating food while sitting on top of her.)

Lute: Well, this is more or less how I expected things to play out tonight.

Velvette: In that case you need to spice your life up drastically.

Lute: Velvette? Hey! (Pleasently surprised, gives a quick kiss.) Wait, how did you get here?

Velvette: Cherri showed me how. I was going to stay at this other party but I wasn't feeling it. Plus, Vox & Val were pissing me off. So...what do you plan on doing now?

Lute: Supervise, I guess. Just turn on the TV and make sure nothing too bizarre happens. Not super exciting, you can bounce when you want.

Velvette: Normally I would. But I'm trying to be more than the sex obsessed girlfriend, so I can chill.

Lute: Did you...just call yourself my girlfriend? (Lute giggles and teases, wraps herself around Velvette's arm.)

Velvette: Shut up, I need a drink. (Smirks and hangs out here for the rest of the night.)

//

Happy New Year (Part 2 of 2)

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Angel: I bet Husk & I can discover better sexual positions and sex acts than you and Charlie in 2025.

Vaggie: Are you...trying to turn me into a sexual rival?

Angel: Of course I am, toots! This place can get really boring. So, you in?

Vaggie: Hmmm......BABE! Get the Kama Sutra!

Charlie (gasps): You mean your willing to try-?

Vaggie: Damn right! Now, off we go! (Sweeps Charlie off her feet and carries her upstairs.)

Angel: I didn't mean RIGHT NOW! Ugh...(picks up Husk and throws him over his shoulders.)

Husk: What the fuck do you think your doing?

Angel: Do you want to have sex or not?

Husk: Being carried in such a demeaning way doesn't really put me in the right mood.

Angel: You know I'm a power bottom! Now shut up, we're going to my room!

//

Happy New Year! (Part 1 of 2)

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Lute (returns home in a latex outfit with disheveled hair): Fuck... get me coffee! (Sir Pentious hands her a cup as she sits down.)

Sir Pentious: Good morning, Miss Lute! May I ask why you are wearing such a...such an unusual outfit?

Lute: Just came back from Velvette's where I spent the night. You really want to know why she had me wear this?

Emily: I'm curious, yeah. (Lute leans over to whisper in Emily's ear. She turns bright red and covers her face. Lute resumes drinking coffee.)

Sir Pentious: I don't think she's ready for these types of conversations.

Lute: Gotta be exposed at some point. Is Cherri around? I need someone to peel this off my body.

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Alastor (holding a cup of coffee, looks down at an unconscious Charlie in the lobby): Rise and shine, Charlie!

Charlie: Shit... what happened? Why am I still in the lobby?

Alastor: You and your paramour got a but rowdy yourselves last night. Both of you had a lot of Schnapps and eggnog during our yuletide celebration last night. The two of you ping-ponged back forth between being energetic, uncomfortably horny, and overcome with emotion to the point of creating tears of joy.

Charlie: Yeah... all of that is starting to come back to me. Sorry!

Alastor: All in good fun. But you should do something about her... (points up, Vaggie has her wings out and is caught in the chandelier.)

Vaggie: Please don't ask how this happened. Just grab a ladder.

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Vaggie: Everyone is here. Rowdy and drunk, but present and conscious. Are you sure you want to go through the trouble of getting them to pose for a Christmas picture?

Charlie: I know it can be a pain... and more violent than I would like. But it's been such an incredible year! If nothing else, this will help us remember all the good things that happened.

Vaggie: No, I get it. (Wings appear, Vaggie hovers to kiss Charlie.) Have I told you that I love you today?

Charlie: Yes. But I won't stop you from saying it again if you feel like it. (Giggling, they kiss and then head down to take a Christmas picture.)

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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays (Part 2 of 2)

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Velvette: I wasn't expecting to see you until New Year's Eve. What's up?

Lute: Hey... I wanted to get you a little something. Christmas and all that. (Hands Velvette a present, watches her unwrap it.) Knowing you, my taste in jewelery might not match any of your outfits. It's not even a flashy necklace, so feel free to exchange it if you want.

Velvette: You really have a self-esteem issue, don't you? This isn't half bad. Since you're here... (Hands Lute a gift. She unwraps it to discover a wristblade gauntlet.) You keep going on about those Predator movies, so I forced a couple of my bitches to make a replica of that wristblade thing with the expandable blades. Those airheads weren't good for anything else...you all right?

Lute (fighting back tears): This...is the nicest thing... anyone has done for me! (Pulls Velvette in for a big hug.) Thank you and Merry Christmas.

Velvette: Such a clingy woman... but yeah, thanks, and Merry Christmas babe. (Smiles and hugs back.)

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A day early, but... Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays (1 of 2)

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Charlie: Babe, Alastor trapped my dad in the bathroom by letting some geese loose! Can you help me with-? (Stops and see Vaggie and Carmilla sitting in the kitchen, drinking together.) Oh! I didn't realize you two hang out like this.

Vaggie: It's a recent thing. Just talking and venting. (Drinks from a Martini glass.) You wanna hear the latest gossip about the Overlords?

Charlie: I know I shouldn't...oh, screw it! (Eagerly sits with them.)

Carmilla: Weren't you just talking about your Dad being in trouble?

Charlie: He's the King of Hell. He can wait a few minutes.

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Sir Pentious: So...we are alone in this spare room Lute let's me use...no one else around...

Cherri: Dude, we've been fucking for a while now. No need to try and be cool. I know your a goofy fucker and I keep coming back.

Sir Pentious: You do have a point. Very well! Have any requests for tonight's experience?

Cherri: Well...since you are basically one tentacle, you think you can pull this off? (Holds up a video on her phone, Pentious turns pale)

Sir Pentious: Oh...oh my!

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(Alastor and Husk walk into lobby, sees Charlie and Vaggie watching something on a phone)

Alastor: What seems to have gathered your attention this morning, dears?

Charlie: Oh my gosh, there is this Superman trailer and there is the CUTEST little dog with super powers! EEEEK!

Vaggie: We need 4 of them, like now!

Alastor: I can see why that's amusing. But I don't think it's worth the fuss- (turns to see Husk gone, looks back to see him, Angel, and Lucifer watching the phone)

Angel: I've been looking for a new play pal for Pork Chop. We need to find one!

Husk: He is pretty cute. I could get used to one like him.

Lucifer: He's almost as magnificent as a duck!

Niffty (shows up beside Alastor with science equipment): Don't worry, sir! If we perform science experiments, you can at least have fun trying to create one!

Alastor: Oh Niffty, you know just the right thing to say to make me feel a part of the group!

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Velvette: Sometimes I get surprised by Lute.

Cherri: Because she can be a spazz?

Velvette: No, I can handle that. But there are times where she reveals a less barbaric side I'm just not used to...

(Lute shows up, holding her phone as she's watching a Superman trailer)

Lute: There is a SuperDOG! Babe, I NEED him! Too cute, too powerful, super cuddly! (Sits down on the floor, giddy and replaying the trailer)

Cherri: So you two just casually call each other babe now?

Velvette: You got a problem, eat my ass (smirks and rubs Lute's head)

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Heya! I saw you were interested in a Harlivy romance RP; would you be at all interested in playing the Ivy to my Harley? This version of Harley has undergone some cybernetic enhancements at the hand of another roleplayer, and would be showing off her new body to Ivy, as well as the various benefits said body brings to the table. :3

Definitely a unique idea. What did you have in mind regarding these benefits?

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Angel: Come on, Husk! I know you wanna! I know guys only want one thing...

Vaggie (nods): Yeah...to become super saiyan. (Both Husk and Angel look in confusion. Vaggie lightly panics and tries to backtrack.) Oh...you meant sex. I mean yeah, I want that too...dog.

Husk: What's wrong with you? And what the fuck is a super saipan?

One Binge Session Later

(Husk and Angel both yell and punch the walls, trying to achieve super saiyan power.)

Charlie: I think you might have broken them just a touch babe.

Vaggie: I went through the same thing. They'll adjust eventually.

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Lute: So then she took THREE fingers and then she started to- (stops when Emily walks into her home, Lute and Sir Pentious quietly drink their beer.)

Emily: Why did you stop talking? Wait...are you two talking about relationships?!

Lute: Well...a specific part about relationships, sure.

Emily: You KNOW how long I've been wanting to talk to you about that kind of stuff!

Sir Pentious: Absolutely not! You are a precious child, and you shall NOT be exposed to such be exposed to such graphic details!

Lute: Besides, do you really wanna hear all the different kinds of positions Pentious and Cherri get into when they-?

Emily (puts hands to her ears): I get your point! But I'm NOT done trying to get you open up about your feelings!

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Vaggie: Did YOU introduce Charlie to rap?

Angel: I might have, just to see how she would react. Is she now trying to find all the rappers who got sent down here and try to connect with them in an effort to redeem them?

Vaggie: THAT I could deal with. But this request...(vaggie gets hit in the head with a brochure.) Babe, we are NOT adopting a hellhound and naming them Snoop Dogg!

Charlie: But VAAAAAGIEEEEEE! It would be SOOOOO CUTE! (Starts showing big puppy dog eyes)

Vaggie (talking to herself): Come on, you can stand your ground...

Angel: As if! Your breaking in 5 minutes, bitch