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xylocopamicans · 13 hours

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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry.

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xylocopamicans · 22 hours

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jay merrick by the way.

#dot txt #marble hornets

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xylocopamicans · 23 hours

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last oc post but i neeeeed to start writing sofia again its so fun. he should be taken out back and put down

#dot txt

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xylocopamicans · 23 hours

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other explanation ^

if anyone ever asks me to explain sofia and joey i need to just send them this.

#dot txt

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xylocopamicans · 23 hours

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going through old messages and why did i say this. okay.

if anyone ever asks me to explain sofia and joey i need to just send them this.

#dot txt

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xylocopamicans · 23 hours

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if anyone ever asks me to explain sofia and joey i need to just send them this.

#dot txt #ocs. to clarify.

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xylocopamicans · 23 hours

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my taste in characters is so obvious because the two that have stuck with me most from emh are vinnie and evan. this sentence may mean nothing on its own but i promise it has implications

one thing about me is i still really like slenderverse webseries despite everything and all of my oc stories are in some way influenced by them (and also silent hill ofc.).

#sofia is like if you combined vinnie and [some guys dead cousin from series that i will not name. mr haunting the narrative].#^ that series couldve been so good btw. can sv creators just be normal. man. anyway.#joey is an evan to me. not even my own oc im just assigning her things bc i want to #shes also a [redacted] of course. her origins as a jewish haunted depressed fuckup are so important.#dot txt #sorry cas if u see this post somethings come over me

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xylocopamicans · 23 hours

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one thing about me is i still really like slenderverse webseries despite everything and all of my oc stories are in some way influenced by them (and also silent hill ofc.).

#dot txt #the horror enjoyer has logged on #mfw i remember patrick mla0 and also everything emh could have been. and sf s2. and -

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xylocopamicans · 23 hours

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The secret rules of engagement Are hard to endorse When the appearance of conflict Meets the appearance of force SERIES: MLANDERSEN0 SONG: Grace, Too by The Tragically Hip

(My first edit...)

#I HAD A BROTHER TOO #BARKING. BARKING #PATRICKKKKKKKK AUUUGHUHHHUHUH #mla0 #im. normal about mlanderson0.#um

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xylocopamicans · 2 days

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ppl are asking questions like, "how do i get out of this labyrinth" and "this is horribole why would anyone build this" but i think we shoudl be asking questions like "why dont the others love the labyrinth as much as i do" and "how do i make tgem love the labyrinth"

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xylocopamicans · 2 days

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we can debate the ethics of rpf all day long but the bottom line that we can’t get away from is that its funny to edit black and white images of celebrities into the “rpf is fine” image with their name as the source

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xylocopamicans · 2 days

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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm