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The brotherrrrrs

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Squidifies the subway brothers

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LIL TAY??????

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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user

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The biggest mystery of fnaf lore is how that fucking pizzeria keeps being allowed to reopen

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Dear scientists/engineers/robotics experts or whomever may be in charge of designing robots

Please stop giving them human faces. It is incredibly creepy and I do not want to interact with them. Below I have compiled a list of viable alternatives to design your robots with the intent of being approachable and user friendly. This is not good. No one wants this ⬇️

The screen face

Pros: Simple, humanoid, capable of displaying more than just facial expressions, doesn't creep me the fuck out

Cons: none, this is perfection

The google eye(s)

Cons: Capable of minimal facial expression

Pros: Provides some form of face for the user to connect and make eye contact with, cute, doesn't creep me the fuck out

Literally no face at all

Cons: there isn't a face

Pros: DOES NOT. CREEP ME. THE FUCK. OUT.

This is not a complicated concept, please stop. It would be easier and less creepy to just draw a smiley face on the robot in sharpie

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

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Have you ever thought about how Freddy and Puppet were both supposed to protect a child. Have you ever thought about how Freddy succeeded while Puppet failed. Have you ever thought about how Freddy says to Gregory what Charlie said to the crying child. Have you thought about it.

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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some scaaaary expression practice with feesh