its no problem, hun uvu
so hey, i heard it was your birthday and youre really rad so…. im working on bday art for you but its prolly gonna be hella late(sorry!!!)
:o omg really? thatd be so awesome I dont even care how long it takes thank you so much!!
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i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
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rights
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excuse u ill cut my cheese however i damn well please
Stop cutting your cheese wrong.
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somebody should draw kanaya(homestuck) and buttercup(power puff girls the original series) clothing swapped tbh
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omfg u guys. yall are amazing.
Jane ain’t takin none of Dirks bullshit
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fuckin love my patron troll. shes so cute with all her ghosty stuff and archaeology and exploring..
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What are your headcanons about me?
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yo
you guys should go put stuff in my ask box. its lonely.
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horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
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an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
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my top post is my first slutty confession to bunsen and im not even ashamed
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tbh at first i thought it was rlly cool shengeki no kyojin cosplay until i read the text
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omf Dennys
WELCOME TO #PANKOUR!
THAT’S RIGHT, THE STUNNING PHYSICAL DEXTERITY & DANGER OF PARKOUR WITH THE INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR PANCAKES!
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"bow to me, i am the well educated black man" not accurate seeing as im a teeny tiny, slutty, not v smart, white boy.
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?
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woah
i gained 7 new followers bc my confessions, wow
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i will, ty
part 3 ayyy(shhhh im just v slutty okay). so anyhow, it is i jaden again and im here to tell you more! slutty confession: i once gave an upperclassman a handjob during somesort of holiday ceremony at our school and well, to make a long story short im the first person he tries to get a hold of as a bootycall uvu
damn girl you’re definitely hella slutty keep doing your thing
send me your slutty confessions!
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