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Stiles: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Derek speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.
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Fully prepared for everyone to disagree but just my head cannon Peter sees stiles as an actual person (with autonomy) while he sees others as chess pieces to use because he recognizes stiles is similar to him.
Like it’s made fully clear that stiles is his favourite. Lydia brought him back to life, but the minute she plays her piece, he’s done.
Peter is a super morally grey character who manipulates and tricks his way through the seasons. He doesn’t get close to people but he favours stiles. He asked to give stiles the bite rather than take it from him. Because he sees stiles is just as clever, and thus stiles gains respect and becomes a person rather than a piece.
He is also number 1 sterek shipper, he tries to manipulate they into getting and staying together like he did with Paige, and stiles throws wolfsbane in his face
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isaac lahey absolute character of all time. after school job as a gravedigger. not very good at writing. problem solving skills include violence and bisexuality. gets stabbed twenty times and immediately falls in love with the girl who stabbed him. wears scarves and cardigans in warm weather. arrested for his father's murder that he didn't actually commit but totally should have. invests in a leather jacket and pretends to be evil for a while. definitely in love with his boy best friend but he has a job so he can't worry about that right now. six foot two but slouches so aforementioned boy best friend doesn't feel short. moves to paris with his dead girlfriend's father after watching said girlfriend confess her love to another guy while she dies. what's not to love.
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at least one teen wolf villain a season: wow...scott mccall...you have charmed me with your boyish whimsy and earnest love for others...I'm not evil anymore because of this btw
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at least one teen wolf villain a season: wow...scott mccall...you have charmed me with your boyish whimsy and earnest love for others...I'm not evil anymore because of this btw
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Mad respect for these goofballs who managed to pull the biggest baddies around


Not only pull, Akaashi and Chifuyu were down BAD for these dumbasses
Teach me your ways 🙏🏼🙏🏼
#bokuto koutarou#baji keisuke#akaashi keiji#chifuyu matsuno#haikyuu!!#tokyo revengers#bokuaka#bajifuyu#anime#manga#it’s funny that they also have similar dynamics#I know Baji is also a baddie but he lends heavier in the goofball/dumbass scale
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percy and annabeth: *having a sweet bonding moment*
grover in the top bunk:

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"Don't worry kid, you're dad had plenty of kids he stopped helping out when he lost interest"
Theseus, who was helped by poseidon multiple times, but in the end was thrown off a cliff by the citizens of Athens and drowned. Drowned in the ocean, the very domain of his father.
Kymopoleia, who was neglected by Poseidon once he found her to be too violent, left to wander his abandoned palaces, given up as a war prize to man she didn't even want with no choice at all.
Bellerophon, who was given the pegasus to tame as a gift from Poseidon in some myths, dying by falling off of it on his way to Olympus.
I'm just saying, that line wasn't a random throwaway line by Ares, he means it.
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god. hades saying, "ask me for sanctuary" after percy talks about kronos hits like a truck when you remember that he tried to do the same for maria, bianca, and nico.
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Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—
Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP
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“You are Poseidon’s son.”
“I am Sally Jackson’s son!”
YEAH YOU TELL EM PERCY FUCK A DEADBEAT DAD
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just saw the most heartbreaking annabeth take from ep 3


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percy getting automatically pissed off by ares at camp jupiter even tho he’s lost his memory and doesn’t remember their past has to be the funniest shit ever. their beef transcends the fickleness of the psyche
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