something i would send in a heartbeat but will never receive
Imagine receiving a text "can we fix this i cant lose you"
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i don’t want to feel anything ever again. nothing ever lasts and everything always figures out a way to disappoint me
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The Professors React To You Having A Tapeworm
Dalia Falmea:
"Hmm... a tapeworm... how avant garde!"
Lydia Greyrose:
"Oh, dearie! What a frightening little beastie! I have just the thing for it :)" *she takes out a screwdriver*
Halston Balestrom:
"Goodness! A tapeworm! Why that's just what I need for my latest invention! *he reaches his hand down your throat and starts pulling*
Cyrus Drake:
"Ugh, disgusting. You deserve that tapeworm and you know it. Now get out of my sight."
Malorn Ashthorn:
"dude i am so fucking high"
Dworgyn:
"Ooooh! I have a tapeworm too! Would you like to see him?"
Malistaire:
*beats you within in an inch of your life*
Moolinda Wu:
"All creatures are beautiful, young wizard. Bond with your tapeworm and learn from it. You will come to love your tapeworm with time."
Arthur Wethersfield:
"How lucky you are to have a tapeworm! I can't afford one!"
Alhazred:
"A tapeworm is a powerful tool of 🅱️alance. It is wise to keep it." *eats sand* *eats sand* *eats sand* eats sa
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not to be a normie but i miss college… there’s something special about being in your late teens/early twenties living with a group of people who also have little to no survival skills and doing absolutely fuck all. its an inimitable environment
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Glue paintings by William Loveless
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hot girl summer means sitting still in your room and staring at walls
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Elaine Kazimierczuk - Black Swan Irises at the Oxford Botanic Garden, 2019
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If only I could post the scent of honeysuckle.
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Sunrise this morning was amazing.
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I have to find joy in the smallest things or my mind will literally crumble in on itself
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