yafpot
yafpot
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yafpot · 17 days ago
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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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yafpot · 17 days ago
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yafpot · 1 month ago
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yafpot · 1 month ago
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"cash or card?" ummmmmm dubloons lol
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yafpot · 1 month ago
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yafpot · 1 month ago
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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yafpot · 1 month ago
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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another shot at trying to capture the high-key vibrance of sun-drenched fruit
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.
First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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cant find a working stream rn killing myself
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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Art by Erin Hanson
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yafpot · 6 months ago
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