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BBSIM: The REAL All-Stars

Welcome to Biiiiiiig Brother!

After that disappointment of an All-Stars season last year, we’ve decided to change the game and do a second one! It’s bound to be an exciting season with twists and fights galore. But first, let’s meet our houseguests!

An All-Star lineup! Wait a minute... who let Zach in here?? Let me ask production

Anyways!

Before the first competition, people are already forming bonds with each other, and making good on all those pre-game alliances

Is April this season’s rat? Is Cameron even TRYING? All will be made clear once the first HOH makes their nominations. But who will win the first competition? Let’s find out!

The competition is the Wheel of First Impressions! Messy, messy, messy (but I would LIVE if they actually did this on the show sdlkfjlsk). After some intense voting, the winner is....

Hardy pulls out a win for the old school players! And, in a shocking twist, nominations are happening RIGHT NOW, immediately after the HOH comp.

After a tense ceremony, Hardy has made his decision.

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Two women! Week one! Revolutionary, truly. Riveting gameplay.

“I just don’t see the two of you as threats. It’s week 1, I don’t have much to go on, and I think nominating the two of you makes it easier for the house as a whole.”

Paola says, in the DR, “You know, I was nominated pretty early on my first season, so it doesn’t shock me that the same is happening this time around. I’m ready to fight for veto and show why I’m an allstar!”

Autumn, on the other hand, spends two hours crying in the DR wondering why her relationship with Hardy failed so early. Is there no such thing as season 2 solidarity???

As houseguests get ready for veto, BB calls them to the living room to pick players

Hardy chooses Jessica to participate after drawing houseguest’s choice; do I sense a showmance coming on??

The competition is intense, but using his rippling muscles and daring intuition, the winner is...

Mike! He doesn’t have any formal alliances with anyone. Is it too early to rock the boat?

At the veto ceremony, both houseguests give their speeches

Paola: “Please use it on me! I’m so hype to be here and I just wanna play on an actual good season! I promise I won’t bring the bb16 curse here!”

Autumn: “If you’ve ever felt any kind of friendship toward me, you’ll use that veto on me you son of a bitch. That’s it.”

Mike stands up and makes his decision.

Autumn in the DR: “I was hoping the meanness would work, but I guess reverse spychology is a myth. Whatever, I have alliances to stay. I’m not going down that easy”

With nominees on lock, let’s take a look at what else happened in the house!

James, focusing on his social game, invents “BB Hide and Seek”, where houseguests have to find objects he’s hidden around the house that he describes to them! He knows he doesn’t have a lot of strong alliances, so he’s solidifying his place in the house!

In less happy news, Enzo and Natalie get into a fight when Enzo overhears Natalie talking shit about Enzo’s haircut. And what’s worse, is it looks like America has Enzo’s back. Production said to disregard it, but the damage is done, girl.

Thursday night rolls around, and it’s time to evict!

Paola: something incoherent and bubbly that makes her look fun

Autumn: something horrible that insults everyone in the house

Now it’s time to vote...

The votes are in. Just a reminder that when I reveal the name of the evicted houseguest, they will have one minute to gather their belongings, say their goodbyes, and exit the big brother house.

As Paola leaves, some cry and some cheer, but everyone is mostly relieved that they’re safe from the bb16 curse.

Julie: “Paola, surprised to be sitting here?”

Paola: “No.... everyone kept calling me a curse so I guess I have to live up to it! I’ll haunt those motherfuckers!!”

Julie: “Where do you think you went wrong?”

Paola: “Honestly? I think I should have been messier. Autumn was awful and they kept her because of that. I should have gotten in more fights and been a bigger bitch.”

Julie: “Thanks for coming to play again! Now we’ll never have a bb16 player on again :)”

Who will win the next HOH? Who will be the next houseguest to leave the big brother house? Find out next week, on Biiiiiiiig Brother!

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