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yeah, no need to turn your brights off for little old me! it’s not like i turned mine off for you haha. i actually like getting eyeblasted by 5,000 lumens of pure un-regulated road laser. our society is good for allowing this *entering my bloodlust form, i violently yank the wheel killing us both*
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soleil outfit i cant possibly make in game
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vet techs really gotta be rude to everyone huh
#‘why do all the assistants quit’ because you all are fucking assholes#i understand your stress but im not your punching bag thanks#the toxicity in ER and critical care is so juvenile#you guys are 40 yr old women can you act like it#vaguing my coworkers irl sorry
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
#i use it both ways tbh#it depends on the twink#sometimes i really do just want them wiped off the face of the planet (affectionate)
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i'm such a slut for when a character is morally evil, but worshipped by another character as a deity of some sort. like i love me an absolute freak who doesn't really see the value in human life at all, and there's another, more masochistic freak, jerking off to their aura of inhumanity. a real two-hit combo of "whatever's wrong with this guy is clearly incredibly appealing to this other guy"
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change
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This one could play the Brave horse in a live action remake.
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Embarked my rescue dog. Can you believe this shit luigi
#all her documented second cousins are like working line gsd 😂 the chihuahua really fucked shit up#because she’s 15 lb btw.#points and laughs (affectionate)
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Samuel Raven, A mountain hound (circa 1847)
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