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Untitled Gelt Game

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defunctland videos be like "the idea of goofy's penis slide floated around at disney imagineering in the early 90's, but it was quickly shot down because everyone thought the idea of a theme park slide revolving around goofy's penis was too crude and barbaric. but one person had enough ambition for it to get made." and then it smash cuts to Michael Eisner talking about how proud he is of getting Goofy's Penis Slide made

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No way out

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The grind NEVER starts. I am sleeping.

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Ya’ll be like “Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping”. NO HE WASN’T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he’s into girls too whatdoya know?

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the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

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The real villain

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Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.

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Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating

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