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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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the transition from people needing each other to wanting each other is literally one of my greatest weaknesses that shit makes me want to walk into the sea and sit on the ocean floor for a thousand years
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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Did an art style analysis of Reverse:1999 which has some of the best character portraits, hope it’s helpful to others
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look! the moonlight shows us for what we really are. we are not among the living, and so we cannot die — but neither are we dead.
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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something
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if chapter 4 did anything its that it reminded me how zooted she is for the lizard
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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores
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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.
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bonus comic based on the recent live stream. Its kinda cute he just wants to get stronger🥺
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