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Do you know about the stereotypes of asexuals preferring cake over sex? I just imagine when the asexual yandere is feeling more loving towards reader he'd pull out her favorite dessert and start spoon feeding her. This might be my favorite kind of yandere, like yeah you'd feel a bit smothered but at least he'll give you free dessert 🍨

LOL I prefer cake over sex myself XD I have not heard that before!

I think I wouldn't mind being smothered as long as I got some brownies from it!

Now I'm hungry for brownies XD

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I don't know why but the yandere just wanting soft affection from reader and doesn't desire to be sexual with her is giving me asexual vibes. idk it's probably me wanting the rare asexual yandere, you know have someone who really loves you but just wants cuddles and kisses and will never demand to do the deed of making love.

It kinda sounds wholesome

We gotta love our asexual yanderes too! The yanderes that doesn't desire any sexual contact, which honestly makes reader feel safer in so many ways. But there's still so much forced affection, so many stifling cuddles, so many drowning kisses... it's almost too much to bear for poor reader!

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we've all read about yandere's touching and caressing "their" darlings without her consent. what about yanderes forcing her to feel him? he takes her hands and forces them caress his chest, especially if he's ripped

nothing sexual, he just wants to feel those soft hands of her's on his body. and maybe enjoy her helpless flushing face since she's probably too physically weak to do anything

I absolutely love this! The yandere is so touch-starved that they care more about her touching them than the opportunity to touch her. I mean, sure, he still wants to explore her body, but he wants to feel her hands caressing his arms, running down his chest and abs, sliding down his back, cupping his cheek, etc.

So, so touch-starved! He needs to feel like she loves him back, even if it's his hands guiding hers.

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Ay, we're building up a tale about a reader who came from a bad neighborhood and being the eldest child of the family she learned how to fight and became somewhat of an information broker/blackmailer in order to make their lives easier until they finally moved out to a quieter town. To which she happily started living her normal non-sekuban life.

And then someone fell in love with her and ruins it all.

Ikr?? I'm so late to responding to these, but I really love the reader everyone has made a backstory to lol!

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For muscular reader the dude either needs to be scrawny as hell or it's his first time stalking her to her house and watching her through her window and when she changes into something more comfy that reveals her muscular arms.

I never thought I needed a buff reader before

Yessss I agree with this so much

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Reblogging because I'm happy I actually wrote something

Can I request a yandere jean x reader thanks

Yes you can my precious anon!

Title: Invisible

Pairings: Jean Kirstein x Reader

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, idol AU

Summary: Jean is your #1 fan, but you have no idea he exists.

“Iʼm in love with someone who doesn’t know I exist

I stare from afar, in my hand-broken heart

While I play pretend

Iʼm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist

And itʼs you, yes itʼs true”

-From “Invisible” by Anna Clendening

The lights were off in Jean’s room. Still, a flickering light lit up the room, coming from the small TV at the foot of his bed. He had laid down on his stomach over the plain green covers, chin resting on one fist as he gazed enraptured at the screen.

On the screen was a group of three girls dancing across a small stage, spotlights following them across the polished wood as they executed their dance moves they had spent countless hours learning from their choreographer. They each had a microphone lifted up to their glossy lips as they sang into them the lyrics of an original love song.

Jean couldn’t tear his eyes off the screen- or, more specifically, the idol left from the center- even if he tried. Even though he was two hours into the performance compilation video, his attention did not waver.

The flickering light from the TV screen lights up the posters on the walls- all featuring a certain idol. The poster above the bed, the clear centerpiece in the collage of Instagram post printouts and Google images, had a signature scrawled across it, reading (Y/n) (L/n). The featured girl had her (hair color) hair tied up in a ponytail and was winking indefinitely at the camera.

On top of the sleek wooden desk in the corner, little action figures and plushies seemed to portray the same idol. He had everything you ever sold, even a dozen mugs with your group’s faces on them.

“Perfect…” the word floats from Jean’s mouth dreamily, “Everything about her is perfect…”

Some people would argue that no one could be perfect, but Jean would readily disagree. You were beyond human standards. You were otherworldly.

Makeup on point, dress unwrinkled, face so cutely asymmetrical, and body with just the perfect amount of curves. Jean couldn’t imagine a more beautiful woman.

You doubled as a songwriter for the group. While some people critiqued the lyrics of your songs for being too cheesy, Jean, again, thought you were perfect. The songs seemed to be speaking straight to him and, when you turned to stare right through the camera’s lens into his eyes and tell him that you want to “kiss kiss kiss” him, he couldn’t help but get flustered.

Jean wouldn’t let anyone else see this side of him. Marco would understand if he saw the inside of Jean’s room, but someone like Eren? Well, Jean would be humiliated.

But if you were to become his girlfriend, like he was sure you would want to, Eren would be so jealous! Jean could never hide a grin at the thought of Eren’s jaw dropping when he saw the beautiful rising star on Jean’s arm.

He reached out his index finger and traced your dancing form on the TV screen, a soft smile tugging at his lips. He had been in love with you for three years at this point, and sometimes he wondered if you even knew he existed.

Of course she knows I exist. Jean reassured himself. She signed my poster at a meet and greet and I’ve been to eighteen of her shows. I know we met eyes during each of those shows, so there’s no doubt she’s got a crush on me. And all these love songs she’s writing are clearly talking about me.

The group began to sing their newest song and Jean’s dreamy smile dropped. This song was all about a girl feeling jealous that her crush was with someone else. At first, he thought someone else must have written it, but you had confirmed in an interview that it was a song you’d written from personal experience.

Jean couldn’t imagine who you could think he was with, until you mentioned “her dark hair” and it clicked. You meant Mikasa! Of course you would feel threatened by such an undeniably beautiful woman.

But you had nothing to worry about- he wasn’t into Mikasa anymore. You were the only girl for him.

But if you kept singing that song with such a sad look in your eyes and such a cute frown pulling on your lips, he might just have to take a drastic step to get back in your good graces.

If Mikasa was dead, would you smile again for him?

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Can I request a yandere jean x reader thanks

Yes you can my precious anon!

Title: Invisible

Pairings: Jean Kirstein x Reader

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, idol AU

Summary: Jean is your #1 fan, but you have no idea he exists.

“Iʼm in love with someone who doesn’t know I exist

I stare from afar, in my hand-broken heart

While I play pretend

Iʼm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist

And itʼs you, yes itʼs true”

-From “Invisible” by Anna Clendening

The lights were off in Jean’s room. Still, a flickering light lit up the room, coming from the small TV at the foot of his bed. He had laid down on his stomach over the plain green covers, chin resting on one fist as he gazed enraptured at the screen.

On the screen was a group of three girls dancing across a small stage, spotlights following them across the polished wood as they executed their dance moves they had spent countless hours learning from their choreographer. They each had a microphone lifted up to their glossy lips as they sang into them the lyrics of an original love song.

Jean couldn’t tear his eyes off the screen- or, more specifically, the idol left from the center- even if he tried. Even though he was two hours into the performance compilation video, his attention did not waver.

The flickering light from the TV screen lights up the posters on the walls- all featuring a certain idol. The poster above the bed, the clear centerpiece in the collage of Instagram post printouts and Google images, had a signature scrawled across it, reading (Y/n) (L/n). The featured girl had her (hair color) hair tied up in a ponytail and was winking indefinitely at the camera.

On top of the sleek wooden desk in the corner, little action figures and plushies seemed to portray the same idol. He had everything you ever sold, even a dozen mugs with your group’s faces on them.

“Perfect…” the word floats from Jean’s mouth dreamily, “Everything about her is perfect…”

Some people would argue that no one could be perfect, but Jean would readily disagree. You were beyond human standards. You were otherworldly.

Makeup on point, dress unwrinkled, face so cutely asymmetrical, and body with just the perfect amount of curves. Jean couldn’t imagine a more beautiful woman.

You doubled as a songwriter for the group. While some people critiqued the lyrics of your songs for being too cheesy, Jean, again, thought you were perfect. The songs seemed to be speaking straight to him and, when you turned to stare right through the camera’s lens into his eyes and tell him that you want to “kiss kiss kiss” him, he couldn’t help but get flustered.

Jean wouldn’t let anyone else see this side of him. Marco would understand if he saw the inside of Jean’s room, but someone like Eren? Well, Jean would be humiliated.

But if you were to become his girlfriend, like he was sure you would want to, Eren would be so jealous! Jean could never hide a grin at the thought of Eren’s jaw dropping when he saw the beautiful rising star on Jean’s arm.

He reached out his index finger and traced your dancing form on the TV screen, a soft smile tugging at his lips. He had been in love with you for three years at this point, and sometimes he wondered if you even knew he existed.

Of course she knows I exist. Jean reassured himself. She signed my poster at a meet and greet and I’ve been to eighteen of her shows. I know we met eyes during each of those shows, so there’s no doubt she’s got a crush on me. And all these love songs she’s writing are clearly talking about me.

The group began to sing their newest song and Jean’s dreamy smile dropped. This song was all about a girl feeling jealous that her crush was with someone else. At first, he thought someone else must have written it, but you had confirmed in an interview that it was a song you’d written from personal experience.

Jean couldn’t imagine who you could think he was with, until you mentioned “her dark hair” and it clicked. You meant Mikasa! Of course you would feel threatened by such an undeniably beautiful woman.

But you had nothing to worry about- he wasn’t into Mikasa anymore. You were the only girl for him.

But if you kept singing that song with such a sad look in your eyes and such a cute frown pulling on your lips, he might just have to take a drastic step to get back in your good graces.

If Mikasa was dead, would you smile again for him?

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Do you know about this anime called wind breaker? It's actually fairly new and only has about 4 episodes as of right now so it's pretty easy to catch up on it. Plus the main guy is so cool and really cute (he's a tsundere). He's like if Deuce decided to stay a delinquent but use his fighting skills to protect others.

Oooh, I have not heard of it! I'll make sure to check it out soon!

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Okay okay I finished a one shot (finally) and will post it tomorrow. Give me a little time to fully plan out the rest of Twisted Zoo and I will hopefully be posting it soon.

It's my little sister's birthday this weekend and we're going to the zoo for it on Saturday and then having the party on Sunday, so it'll be a little too busy for me to write it before the end of this week.

Also, did I mention I got the job I really, really wanted? I don't start until near the end of May, but I got it!

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ah writer's block, our common enemy

you'd have good small ideas but got no idea how to stretch it into a good one-shot story. happens to the best of us

Frfrfr I'm trying my best to write a Jean story (request) but I've got like 2 paragraphs and my brain cannot physically go any farther. Aghhh I'm going to ask my husband for ideas and maybe that'll get my brain juices flowing.

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Again, I'm sorry for lack of updates, I'm just struggling a little. Writer's block is killing me and I'm trying to decide exactly how I want the last 3 chapters (before the endings) of Twisted Zoo will go.

I lowkey want to do something similar to Twisted Zoo with MHA, but I'm not sure what it would be

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I think the sukeban anon is a fan of tokyo revengers, like I'm not into girls but Yuzuha Shiba got me feeling some type of way...

Also love the idea that she decided to become cute when she had enough of being a sukeban.

I unfortunately know nothing about TR D,: It's on my "watch one day" anime list

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How abt sukeban (or former sukeban) reader? Basically a delingquent girl who's a strong fighter for mostly noble reasons like for the sake of protecting her younger brother or something? Or she could be like Deuce where she grew out of it and tries to cover her past up by dressing proper or cute.

I did not know what sukeban meant, so learn something new everyday! ^-^

AHHH a reader that is so protective of her younger sibling(s)! Maybe she grew up in a tough neighborhood, and she had to become delinquent to basically survive. That way, no one messes with her or her little bro.

And a Deuce-like reader! She dresses so cutesy that no one could ever believe the stories of her past. Surely this adorable little girly doesn't know how to beat someone to a pulp! Little do they know, you can take down a man twice your size!

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Batray au. But reader is a highly skilled in getting blackmail and gathering information. As soon as she gets bullied she’s leaking all there information out in school, comes to the point of spilling a lot of dirty family laundry and the bullies are practically begging her to stop cause they can’t take the humiliation and judgement

Yessss they so deserve that! All the fangirls are suddenly avoiding her like she's got the plague. Even Oikawa can't convince them to bully reader anymore!

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reader who's father is a police officer or a homocide detective? maybe she even inherited some of his traits like his sense of justice or his sense of danger to the point that she's able to tell if someone is following/watching her but the most challenging would be her deduction ability. of course him being in criminal law and her being his daughter, he's protective of her and if she ever voices feeling unsafe in school or even in town. he won't hesitate to take her away to somewhere safe

yandere better watch out if her dad ever finds out about him and his weird fantasies about his daughter

Ooooh that kinda reminds me of Kyoko from DR for some reason- but this dad would totally put the yandere behind bars the moment he found out about him stalking his daughter!

Reader notices his behavior right off the bat, and she goes straight to her father about it. There's no hesitation- she knows what this can turn into, she's heard enough horror stories from her father.

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night raven college coed au where the women of octavinelle works as emotional scammers via host club actually sounds on brand for a dorm like octavinelle, imagine if reader is the dorm leader and she's the most sought after hostess who's worth thousands

being obsessed with someone like her would probably be a pain in the ass for the poor unfortunate yandere

Poor yandere has soooo many rivals! Reader is the number one host and everyone wants a piece of her!

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lol reader gaining voldemort status for being terrifying, they probably address her as "she who shall not be named" or "you know who"

but yeah, physically strong reader would probably be a very satisfying reader to read

LOL Yesss Voldemort-status-reader is something I need!

I do have a one-shot with a physically strong, masculine reader x Atsumu, but it's really the only one I have ;-;