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Happy birthday to my favorite character of all time

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just got a blazed post about sonic laying eggsacs from his cloaca, maybe I will turn on that ad-free after all

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I SOOOOOO LOVE THIS MOMENT!!! AND LOCATION!!! Beautiful qwq

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Weiss initiating the "so... how do we feel about Emerald?" conversation in the middle of killing a horde of Grimm because it's the first time the four of them have had to themselves since the Ever After.

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Didnt it come out that Jerry Seinfeld hunted Palestinians for fun or am I misremembering that? Like he had a black book for it I could be wrong and feel free to correct me on this but I could've sworn I saw something on this

He didn't hunt any actual Palestinians but close

Jerry Seinfeld visited Caliber 3, a military fantasy camp built on an illegal settlement in the West Bank where he participated in "Shoot a Palestinian" simulation

Caliber 3 puts on all these different "classes" to both adults and children where they can simulate the experience of being an occupation soldier. It's disgusting ethno-fascist garbage but unsurprising that Zionists do this

So aside from dating a high schooler when he was 38, he participated in this camp and then bragged about it.

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reactionary (lying, knows this is false): children are getting sex change operations in public schools liberal (righteously debunking): this isn't happening for many reasons. parental consent is required and no parent would consent + doctors require years of treatment first + it's not even legal + schools can't afford it + insurance doesn't cover it. trans kids (listening): every adult in the world collaborates to prevent me from making decisions about my body

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ugh this human i’m living with is torturing me, they keep leaving fresh cut strawberries RIGHT outside the wall entrance on the countertop

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the strawberries are right there. i could just grab a slice and be back in the wall before they even knew what happened

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fuck it. i’m getting a strawberry

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Good luck, op! Be careful!

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hell yessss get that strawberry!!!! 🍓

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hey, op it’s been a few hours is there an update?

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guys it’s been a couple days i think that human fucking killed them

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RIP error hopefully you got to try those strawberries before you were caught 🙏

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hey all! still alive! sorry for disappearing, the human is actually really nice! it just gave me the strawberry slices. like obviously we should keep being wary of humans, but this one is super chill

and yes, they tasted amazing 🤤

🏚️ watchingfromthewalls Follow

you fucked the human didn’t you

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of course not??? you think i don’t have an ounce of respect for my species?? you think i’d disgrace all borrowerkind by letting myself be manhandled and degraded into some toy for a giants pleasure??? it shared its food with me and we talked for awhile, as equals, and then we parted ways as friends. that’s it. god there are some freaks on this site

📎 hook-me-up Follow

you absolutely fucked the human

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celebratory rwby art we are so back

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i miss her

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British RWBY Doesn't exist it can't hurt you

British RWBY:

On a serious note i want an entire dub of this now

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THEY GREENLIT VOLUME 10!!! IT'S HAPPENING!

#RWBYLIVES!

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just like how clark will always belong to the world before he does to lois, lois will always belong to the world before she does to clark. being a journalist for lois is just as important as being superman is to clark. that’s why they work well together. they move through life at such a fast pace, most people can’t keep up. clark is special, but so is lois. neither of them is the type to sit still or do nothing. if one is saving the world, so is the other. if one cannot save the world, the other will work twice as hard to do so.

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[Meme format acquired]

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【Fanart】🐱

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