yanlei-a

[yanlei-a]

im gonna suck the tattoos riGHT OFF—

» — IT'S WHAT ZED DESERVES TO GET ON HIS BIRTHDAY TBH.

— @deathfxnds

I'D CLEAN HIM OFF LIKE A WHITEBOARD

[yanlei-a]

modern verse zed would absolutely have a motorcycle

[yanlei-a]

for such a violent man, his kisses are so very tender.

[yanlei-a]

"i said: model for me."

the word 'no' is expected from him, really. the sheer disbelief she receives from his stare nearly has her laughing, yet she withholds (for now) and crosses her arms. she stands her ground, chin lowering; one could easily mistake such a look as condescending. yet... perhaps there's some sort of pity that lingers in her gaze instead.

she doesn't relent. a hand then rises, clawed digit tapping her chin in mock thought. "unless... you're too cowardly to take up such an innocent idea?"

» — INSANE POPSTAR WANTS TO MAKE HIM MODEL (MORE NEWS AT 8PM).

— @agonizedembrace

"And I said no." The retort is as short as it is sharp, now that Zed knows she is being serious about this. It isn't news Evelynn has a knack for picking models, be it from her own midst, those already renowned and adored that would suit the task perfectly, or those who have yet to make a name for themselves. Regardless, she is infamous for never making bad calls in that regard — he has to question that reputation now, though blatant disbelief has already faded from his crimson gaze.

He is glad to work with her on other business, not this. She should know he would refuse. The very idea of making him model is absurd, even weren't he utterly uninterested in it. The diva may be content to balance her fame and other activities, but Zed would rather avoid the hassle of drawing any more attention to himself than necessary.

It was troublesome enough due to the people around him. He certainly didn't need to make his face known.

The scowl on his face should be as much answer as proof he is a poor pick for the task. It doesn't, however; she looks at him between condescension and pity, and he doesn't know which he despises more. No matter: his distaste also makes itself evident in the look he gives her, gaze meeting golden eyes.

"Innocent? Coming from you? That would be new," Moodiness makes him less cordial than usual; she is toying with him, he knows. Provoking in an attempt to get the reaction she so wishes. He is proud enough that his ego chafes at the accusation, but not enough that he can't see through the trap placed right in front of him. "Get Kayn, I'm sure he'll love the attention. One of his bandmates or something. It's not a matter of cowardice — it's a matter of this being a frankly stupid idea. I'm not exactly the model type." 

[yanlei-a]

i didn't even add context to that post that i was thinking abt hs kayn i'm unwell

[yanlei-a]

me: i just think zed wouldn't enjoy the attention as much also me: literally wrote a whole ass meta in the past about how i don't think he ever really loved yevnai and it was more he liked the attention

hm

[yanlei-a]

on that note i'm sure zed doesn't in fact approve of his son's arsonist tendencies but alas much like he doesn't approve of him trying to take over a darkin weapon sometimes kayn does dumb dangerous shit he's still zed's son and zed loves him regardless

[yanlei-a]

me at rito like spare some positive kayn and zed interactions in his new legendary?

[yanlei-a]

zed's birthday.... in a month....

[yanlei-a]

not his own son calling him out for the drama and misery and gay yearning

[yanlei-a]

that part in the zed comic where they're about to go after akali and shen is all like she was my favorite student very she's like a daughter to me and when zed says he understands shen is immediately no you don't

i think about that a lot... because zed most certainly does understand. he has a student he loves as if he was his son. said student has put himself in danger with rash decisions, despite being very capable of looking after himself.

constantly thinking about how people, even shen who was his boyfriend closest friend, are so dismissive of the idea he actually genuinely cares for anyone. thinking about zed being equally disbelieving when it comes to anyone caring about him.

[yanlei-a]

you know whose birthday it is in a little more than a month? zed's c:

[yanlei-a]

i always thought zed would actually directly teach only very few of the order's acolytes, especially with lor establishing other masters with their own pupils... but neat to be validated nonetheless

[yanlei-a]

tentatively. like this for an ic ask. that i may or may not send Soon. perhaps.

[yanlei-a]

if not evil then why ha-ha-ha sound like villainous laughter

FALSE ACCUSATIONS

— @windchaser

you'd look at this and call him evil??? unfounded accusations. criminal, even. look at how cute he is. a man can't even enjoy things and laugh anymore smh

HAHAHA

[yanlei-a]

There's something unsettling about the air around you— a tension you can't quite put your finger on. You feel it long before you see it, but when you do, you know.

Kayn is coming.

KAYN IS COMING

— @deathfxnds

"We talked about this, Kayn. You can't announce your arrival with a huge Kayn is coming written on the walls — it defeats the entire purpose of stealth."

[yanlei-a]

what i'm reading is zed gave him his whole name then