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Theres no power in my entire street and my battery is at 13% coughs blood save me
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please put me in twink jail
I'm an prison bolitionist I'll put you in a twink sanctuary where you can roam free and use your unique curved beaks to filter shrimp from the waters of your natural habitat x
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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet
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- Arts by @ut-against-genocide -




- The real story owners Layan , Sarah and Adam.. This photo is from when they went to school despite the war. Here is also a full post about that with all the photos.
- I also share with you this drawing that my daughter Laian drew. -
📖 Our Story in Short...
We are a family of six, living through war and simply trying to survive.
Despite all the pain, we’re still standing, thanks to you and your generous donations.
🎓 We launched this campaign to secure our children’s education, so they don’t lose another year to this ongoing war. They deserve a future, not just survival.
🏠 Thanks to your support, we were able to rent a safe home instead of living in a tent on the street, surrounded by rats, insects, and fear.
Today, our children feel safe again. They finally have a clean place to sleep, study, and live.
💔 But all of this depends on you staying with us.
Please take a moment to read our story with care. Imagine our children as your own.
Donate with love and sincerity, and pray that we stay safe.
Let’s close this campaign together with your kindness and compassion. 🙏❤️
Donate with love for us♥️
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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! ☝️"
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I think that, despite everything, you are a good tumblr user
[reaching for my blade] even still.
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Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus
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REMEMBER:
if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help
if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you
if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout
if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist
if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you
if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct
and most importantly:
every online conversation is a competition and you must win
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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I don't know if anyone else has noticed this (I have special sensitivities and powers) but it's kind of warm out.
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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take
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THANK YOUUU CRYING THabky you so much *holding TEUTA ENEMY NO 1 trophy* i would like to thank my tube maker without who this wouldnt be possible my omegas my celibates gender nonconforming father my cain tendencies and of course... you the viewer ❤️
does anypne wanna help me study on discord theres an hour and 30 minutes til my exam
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Hi hello 👋 My name is Arena and I'm a disabled mexican trans woman, and I wanted to make a short zine about my experiences being transfem. I have it up on my itch.io as of now and would appreciate if anyone could share and give it a read. It is free to download but donations are appreciated as I've been in the negatives for around 2 months now and could really use any help I can get.
Comments both in the tags and on the page itself are appreciated because I'd love for it to resonate with people.
Content warnings are specified in the description and in the document itself.
Thank you. <3
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