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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand

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James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

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what i'm getting recommended

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(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack

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the U.S. unveils sweeping sanctions against “the king of toys”

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Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

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more dreemurr tenna..... goofy ass uncle

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thats it princess..... spread that vegemite over your toast. youre daddys true blue bogan bitch now. #australiafetish #yankbreaking #yankbreakingkink

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hit it tenna!

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fucked up

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photo: ElI Bond

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It's TV time!

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Not a fan of this

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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toby fox posts a video. it fades from black to his silhouette backlit by IMAGE_DEPTH. after a long sigh he says “It’s pronounced Jaster.” the video ends. all of his social medias are deleted immediately afterward