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flapjack octopus courtesy of monterey bay aquarium research institute i love this man he is Flat

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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

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how it feels to remember that it's going to get colder again

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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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can now report that harvesting from the garden by flashlight does feel a lot like a first person pov veggie-based horror video game

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*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

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anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

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that’s just the way the titty jiggles

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