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somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!

quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh

hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married

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can they like release new vegetables 

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being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

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put that old man in a sexual predicament

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Guys getting hurt dot com

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

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showing my dog places he hasn't seen before:

1. The white house nuclear bunker

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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my aunt decided to rope me into watching movies so now its the barber of siberia. technically a rewatch but Jane's story makes me sick each time like the first

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

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Stardust is such a movie.. opens with ben barnes, The Daredevil is the MC, mark strong is looking majestic while committing fratricide, henry cavill's 2 minutes of stardom. Robert de Niro was even pirate, and gay