sitting in the toddler chairs (the only ones available minus the most inconvenient chair you can imagine) at work has been making my pubic symphysis pop and shift out of place which is scary cuz when u look up how to deal w it its all pregnancy yoga and tips
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every time i roll a good one i pick it up and inspect it and go Wooooow this is a good american cigarette
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audhd got me googling things like is it normal to sit down for awhile after work
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its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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really considering pursuing an autism/adhd diagnosis so i can get accommodations at work (and school in the future)
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was ali g technically a journalist
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i knew for sure my phat ass gained weight in the months i had quit smoking when i went to sit outside and collapsed onto the ground like one of those freaky pie throwing slapstick brothers would
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good morning to all people with autism, alcoholic women, junkies, men with long hair, mechanics, schizophrenics, caffeine addicts, poor people and digital artists
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getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home
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Kate Bush walking a crocodile, 1979 (photo by Claude Vanheye)
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
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Suzy Solidor posing for Tamara de Lempicka
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