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#případy 1. oddělení#petr anděl#tomáš kozák#čumblr#česká televize#zhnilmimozog#pardon#made with ms paint
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I accidentally found this soundtrack to the romantic scene of Hans and Henry in the game files, and now I can no longer listen to anything else, my heart is wounded by these two and I think I need help (I don't)
Many thanks to @troublemakingrebel for the cover
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Jopson: Don’t worry. Captain Crozier likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.
Fitzjames: He thinks it’s fancy?
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I bought KCD 2... did little research, never played the first game. Played very few games, actually, so I suck generally. Started playing, hoping for a cute Hansry dating simulator, instead I'm getting my ass handed to me in every single combat, fumbling around in the menu because it's so intricate, balancing 150 game mechanics and reloading every time i lose friendship points with Ptáček, because I chose the wrong dialogue option :( still, I'm having such a good time, so here I am, climbing the learning curve, picking flowers, completing side quests and waiting for the first time I get a little heart next to a dialogue option with Jan <3
#kcd2#hansry#jinjan#jadřich#kingdom come deliverance#like did you know you get a doggy?#and you can teach it to sniff out cool stuff?#there are so many things to track#cant wait to try blacksmithing#so many pretty cutscenes#and the game is just so good
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Crozier: I’m sensing a lot of judgment.
Fitzjames: I have not said anything judgmental.
Crozier: Your face and posture say it all.
Fitzjames: Betrayed by my beautiful face…
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UMMMM posting this old(ish) edit on here . seems more than appropriate now
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My beautiful wifeeeeee 🥰. I have to shake my head disapprovingly every time I eat her pussy to let everyone know I don't fw imperialism.
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When you want some damn peace and quiet to be depressed in the Arctic, but Captain Fitzjames turned the flag ship into Her Majesty’s Partyboat Boat Erebus
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Touch
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I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.
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Allison having finally taught The Captain to say Queen instead of King: "Captain, I've got some important news..."
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she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”
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ok I take back what I’ve said about contemporary art. This is amazing.
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