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#this was such a joke w me and my colleagues years ago when i worked at a university#im so glad its getting the recognition it deserves#an iconic piece of academic literature
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Don't put anything but water in anyone's eyes for pepper spray. Not milk. Not antacid. Pepper spray is not an acid and a base will not neutralize it. Nothing will neutralize it. You're not trying to neutralize it; you're trying to remove it. That is how an eye flush works. Just flush it out, away from the nose. It'll still hurt for a while even after it's flushed out.
Spray it from a sports bottle, like cyclists use. A nice wide stream will prevent too much concentration of force that could hurt they eye. Don't use a spray bottle. If you poke a hole in a regular bottle cap, try to make sure it's large enough for a good stream of water to push the pepper spray out of the eye.
The eyes will be squeezed shut reflexively. Don't jam your fingers into someone's eyes to open them. Instead, once you have made sure they're not wearing contacts, press your thumb against the lower edge of the browbone aka the top edge of the eye socket, above the eye, and roll your thumb to pull the eyelid up. (If they are wearing contacts, they have to take them out and throw them away. If they can't, then just guide them to safety but do not flush the eyes and do not attempt to remove the contacts yourself.)
Putting antacids, milk, etc into eyes can cause infection, trigger allergies, or scratch the cornea. Use water. It doesn't matter whether it's saline. It doesn't have to be sterile, as long as it's clean enough that it could be used as drinking water.
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hiee im emerging from my grave to post strega content
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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger
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Discord is officially blocked in Russia
anti-DPI programs can handle Discord here's Goodbye DPI w/ GUI here's ByeDPI, possibly nicest solution for Android other variants can be found here
regarding VPNs - Windscribe is still the real one, w/ non-standard protocols and special "hostile network" switch, one problem though - limited traffic, so you most likely have to juggle it w/ some noname VPN apps or proxy add-ons
note that it's illegal in Russia to talk about blocks circumvention, so if you don't live in Russia, please share this post, so your followers, who live there could see it and use it
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awoken by the brown-eared bulbul bird trying to find a girlfriend
#bedman#guilty gear#he hates 2 things and one of them is birds singing in the morning and waking him up#go off king
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i love the idea of a god of tyranny so i designed my girl as the chosen of bane. inspired by the bane worshippers of bg3, roman emperors, and greek tragedy actors
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nigh obsessed with how this artist draws him. why.
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this stupid character is the exact combination of hilarious and tragic that scratches at the periphery of my brain like a fucking disease im so unwell about the guilty gear bed man
#daisuke ishiwatari making characters in a lab for me#yapping#pretty much everyone except faust mayb are getting their happy plot arcs pls arcsys free my horrible son from backyard jail
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its so easy to pander to me in fiction media. show me a guy that for some reason doesnt feel himself to be as human as most others are and i will sit with him for hours
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oh yeah I've actually been posting lots of shitty doodles and wips etc on my priv twitter account, the @ is yazzmatirice if anyone is over there and wants to hang out
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HA, I enjoy your company! *claps you on the back so hard it breaks your right shoulder blade, left shoulder blade, right upper forearm, left upper forearm, the top half of your spine, the bottom half of your spine, right lower forearm, right hand, left lower forearm, left hand, right half of your rib cage, most of the left half of your rib cage, nose cartilage, right femur, left femur, right shin, left shin, skull, right elbow, left wrist, skull, right wrist, left wrist, and your skull*
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