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Also, Yael is dead. Tragic car accident… I just can’t go quietly. Happy grieving and see y'all later!!!

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you remind me of tony from skins

Thank you? I guess.

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: that's the plan

Max: ok... i'll be home soon. i'm tired anyway.

Yael: if I fall asleep before you get here wake me up

Yael: are you mad at me?

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: i really dont know

Max: well idk... things tend to go badly when we're mad at each other. but i'll come home.

Yael: try not to think about it too much think about sea turtles instead or chocolate

Yael: well just because it's bad doesn't mean I won't deal with it can't just leave every time things go south

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: a bunch of pro-rape meetups are being held around the world tomorrow. One of which is in NH.

Max: Sure. So we're not fighting, then?

Yael: God why are people like this

Yael: I don't know I'm not angry with you

Yael: I mean even if I was doesn't mean you don't come home

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: nothing... don't worry about it

Max: with bradley shooting freshmen with a BB gun

Yael: tell me

Yael: ok come after?

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: it's nothing, just sexually violent men gathering in different places around the world tomorrow. General anger at humanity.

Yael: what're you on about?? and why aren't you here

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: nothing... i thought that was a good suggestion

Yael: I'm not marrying Tony

Yael: talking about the tweet what's bothering you

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: just marry tony, then

Yael: what's wrong

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: omfg....... yael you're being fucking ridiculous.

Max: so register for a student visa?????? do it the way you're supposed to when you're in school????

Yael: yeah ok sure

Yael: I messed up I'd have to go home and wait 6 months then come back

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: OH MY GOD IT WAS JUST A JOKE

Max: i read the gossip blog, it's light entertainment. it's not like i take any of it seriously. hence fucking jokinf about it.

Max: i didn't know this was a serious 'adult' conversation. did you really want me to find you someone to fuck into marriage?

Yael: a joke is supposed to be funny that's just annoying I don't care neither should you can't believe you pay more attention to that than to me

Yael: yeah my fucking visa is expiring

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Texts: Max🍯

Max: my point is, what i do when i'm single is my business. i don't fuck around on you, so it's not like it even matters in this relationship. who the fuck cares if i've fucked a lot of people? it's not like i'm still doing it behind your back. the fact that you're so pressed about a joke i made about ophelia just makes it seem like you're the one considering fucking around, so... i don't care if you imply that im a slut when im single because i fucking am, i don't deny it.

Yael: you're so Jacob right now the point is sitting on a bench and you just walked past it

Yael: I'm not pressed about a joke about Ophelia it could've been Mel for all I care I'm pressed about you still reading that and acting like it's valid in a serious conversation between two adults wake the fuck up Max I'm not going to be fucking talking about shit on a gossip blog at 23

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Max: well that's funny, considering i've been completely faithful this entire time and you're the only one that messed around with audrey in the name of "just fucking with her". in the words of your favourite meme, so what is the truth?

Yael: 😒 that's all you could find?

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Max: what's that supposed to mean?

Yael: that fucking around is what you do best like my previous message suggests

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Max: maybe i'll put them all on speed dial. jacob, kasper, layla, reagan, julianna, poppy, bradley... maybe even audrey. santiago even, i think he has a crush. the options are endless.

Yael: that's what you do best