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[doctor voice] alright everyone, time to do something slightly illegal

[operators cheering]

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exrhlab said: "What would you call Dr. Kal'tsit when she gets up? Kal'tstand."

Blink. Blink blink. Did.. she just.. Doc takes a slow, deep inhale, filling her lungs up.. before exhaling in a loud, disappointed sigh.

“ ... I hate you. “ Don’t laugh dammit, don’t laugh-

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There was a sparkle in her eye as she watches in awe of the other Doctor’s technique. That was so wild, she had to do it herself.

Doc, without a bit of hesitation, snatched the pot and a packet, tore open the ramen and stuffed it in her mouth, then poured the pot into her mouth- And IMMEDIATELY spat out the contents she’d tried to consume, sticking her tongue out with one eye closed in a wince.

“ Holy fuhk, thah’s hoht! Oooowwwwww!!! “

 @ycuthled​ asked: " Hey. Hey, show me how to do the Ramen thing, I wanna do it- I'll kick you again if you don't! "

“…? ” He pops open a thing of ramen, shoves it in his mouth, and drinks the boiling hot water straight from the pot. (Let’s not kid ourselves here, he’s going to have a stomach ache for showing off this ‘trick’ more than once in the morning.)

“… like that?”

There’s enough water left in the pot for one more attempt. So, he’s just going to leave it there in front of her, along with another packet of ramen.

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:: smart people: doctor thats a terrible way to eat what the fuck

doc: YO I WANNA DO THAT-

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outsidercocktail‌:

Crown would perk slightly as the call came in over the communicator resting in her ear - the affirmation that her team had succeeded at their objective and would now be heading back to meet her at their rendezvous point. Along with the source of their most recent set of problems in tow.

To be honest, Crown wasn’t fully expecting them to pull it off. Mission successful? Check. Marginally small amount of casualties? Check. One doctor brat actually secured? Check.

　 　 (wait… brat? what?)

The Lupo’s eyes would narrow at the kid the ragged grunts were struggling (but succeeding) to keep secured. Hell, it looked like captain of their squad - a perro named Trot - even had a black eye! God damn. That’s not an adult, not with THAT behavior - have their ranks have been getting beat up by a literal child?

… it’s safe to say that the disbelief in Crown’s voice would be unmistakable.

　 　 “You? YOU’RE the one causing all of this trouble? Trot, what the hell? I said to eliminate their tactician - do I look like a babysitter?”

Her face was sore, her spirits a little hurt, but she’d be damned if she gave them anything other than her fists and some harsh words. Unfortunately, that was all she could give them- where she was now was far past Rhodes Island’s sphere of influence. She was well within Reunion territory, without back-up and.. at the mercy of her captors.

And yet..

“ What’d you say!? HEY! Just because I’m short doesn’t give you a right to mock me, lady- don’t you dare... UNDERESTIMATE ME! “

Despite her situation, she still managed to find that place inside of herself- with a foot on the ground, she kicked herself upwards, using the downward momentum that came after to yank her arm free before socking Trot in the gut. Using her brief moment of freedom, she charged Crownslayer, a fist raised up.

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;; im outside rn but like this for a doc in your inbox

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‘Someone, somewhere, misses you dearly...’

“ ... psh. They missed me when I was gone. “

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Horror-aesthetic Tarot Card Quiz.

THE FOOL

There is only so fast a car can go before it flips. You would do well to memorise that speed, though whether that is to reach it or avoid it is none of my concern. Your life cannot be made only of beginnings; you forget that for every new life there is one you had smoother. Adventure beckons, must you rise to meet it? Have you spoken to a loved one from a past life recently? I’m sure someone, somewhere misses you.

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. . .

Doc runs up and kicks the other hard in the shins before backing up.

“ AMIYA!! CATMOM!! STRANGER DANGER!!! “

@ycuthled​ started following you

“What is with this sassy lost child?”

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Mother’s day... shit.

“ ... I should find something for Kal’Tsit... “

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rhodesphalanx‌:

“Jeez, talk about bang on about it.”

He doesn’t look at her as he wanders on his way to… To where, exactly? Not really wanting to reinforce whatever rubbish she’s banging on about, so he acts like it’s barely on the fringe of his attention span. Which… Admittedly, it is. Talking about who is or isn’t ‘lame’ is the last thing he’s concerned about.

“Are you trying to persuade yourself you’re not the ‘lame-o’?”

“Because that’s what it sounds like. It’s kinda sad.”

Oops. There he goes again, being too direct with the Doctor. He huffs, and then curls a lip when she says he smells. One, not true. Two, if he did smell it’d be wet fur and he wouldn’t be able to walk around the base without being yelled at. Sucks to be literally covered in fur when it rains, he’d tell you that for nothing.

He stops outside of a door. His door. He slaps his ID badge against the scanner and it pops open with a hiss. And he then turns to the Doctor, jabbing his thumb into the room.

“In. I don’t drink the sludge they serve in the canteen. Tastes like losing the will to live.”

Probably a bad idea to pump a kid full to the ears with caffeine. She might be just as obnoxious, except also hyperactive. But there’s the off-chance being overly caffeinated might make her a bit more fun to hang out. Can’t be any less fun than the time Popukar nearly took his arm off…

Hearing him berate her statements elicited a childish response- Doc stuck her tongue out and blew a raspberry at the rebbah, forgetting the previous talk about being professional for the moment.  “ Mock it up, funnyman, I’m still cooler. “

“ Do you even put deodorant on, stinky? ... can you even put it on? Maybe that’s why you’re so rancid.. “

Oh, she knows everything out of her mouth right now is complete bullshit, but if it got under his skin, she considered it a win. Even if he was hitting every point like an archer, Doc’s feelings could be sacrificed (besides, he wasn’t a Sniper and she doubted he could be).

When they stopped, she almost kept walking, not having realized they’d arrived already. Of course, she should’ve expected him to be heading to his room- a small space that was familiar to him and easy to watch over. But hey, fuck it- if he had coffee, she wanted in. 

... plus, she was trying to hide her face from Spot after his last statement- she didn’t want him to catch her laughing.

“ I’m goin’, I’m goin’.. kinda cozy in here. Definitely your room- smells like you. Brutal, depressing misery. “ Without skipping a beat, Doc located his bed and flung herself on it, landing with a thump against the mattress.

“ Yaaaaaaaawnnn... well, if you need me Fluffy.. ” 

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That chocolate bar she had earlier? ... not sitting so well with her.

“ ... feeffle eaf thif shih...? “

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rhodesphalanx‌:

He doesn’t like bringing a kid down like that. It’s a bit below the belt for his tastes. She is, after all, a kid. Perhaps she does have the weight of many lives on her shoulders, sure. Perhaps she is possibly the greatest tactical mind in the world, sure. But she’s still a kid. And Spot isn’t going to be able to sleep well for a few weeks after that.

“No, dillweed. You’d get more out of a person if you asked what they were into, instead of just bitching ‘em out because you think they’re ‘not cool’.”

He lets go of her, putting his hands in his pockets and shaking his head. Honestly, why did Amiya pick him…? He has an idea, admittedly. He thinks it’s either because he deals with Op6, who are a loose collection of hard-to-control people… Or because he’s the first person she saw. He’s going to assume the latter, and will grill her for it later.

“If I’m gonna have to hang with you, I’m gonna need vices. Like coffee. C’mon, Doc’.”

And he walks off. He’s trusting that she’ll follow. Given he just shattered her heart with his… Possibly over-the-top response, he hopes she’ll follow.

It stung, yeah, but she was a tough kid. It came with the job- when you were tasked with keeping the lives of every single operative that worked under you safe, you had to develop thicker skin. She’d remember it though, that’s for sure. For better or for worse.

“ Yeah, well- I don’t decide who’s lame or not, Fluffy. You’re just born lame-o. “ “ I just call it as it is... but I can be wrong. Depends on how what’s the mood today. “

Raising an arm, Doc used her sleeve to wipe at her nose, back to chewing the inside of  her mouth. Whatever was going on in that fur-covered head of his, she didn’t know or really care- if he had something planned, he’d better speak up fast-

Coffee perked her up though. “ Coffee? You drink that? I thought- ... nevermind. “

She was more than happy to follow along now, mind occupied with the dreams of caffeinated wonders. Though he started before her, it didn’t take her long to catch up, walking by his side. As they made their way though, she side-eyed him, clearly not entirely over what he’d said.

“ ... you smell, by the way. “

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rhodesphalanx‌:

She turns and acts out, walking away. Anyone else might be exasperated by the whole thing, might try to appease the Doctor. After all, it’s The Doctor. They’re the genius’ genius! It wouldn’t bode well for anyone that displeased her, right? Well, sure. But Spot wasn’t anyone else. He was his own damned person and he didn’t have the required energy for this nonsense.

So she turns and he takes a few steps forward and puts a paw on her shoulder. In no way is the act hostile or even rough, because she’s a kid and he’s not a sociopath. But it’s firm.

“Whether I wanna do it or not,” he drawls, “I’ll do it regardless.”

“It’s called being a professional, something you’re clearly struggling with. I’m disappointed.”

She stopped at the other’s stiff hold on her shoulder, the doctor turning to stare him down once again. It took some restraint for her not to lash out, but she wouldn’t do that to him.. he at least had the courtesy not to be rough. Unlike SOME operators...

“ Uggghhh!! C’mon-!! “

‘I’m disappointed.’ Ouch.

If there was any further retorts, it stopped with that. She kept up with staring daggers at Spot but it was clear with how subtly her expression softened and the way the words died in her throat that he’d hit his mark. It was hard to hide the hurt that came from hearing that, but she’d suck it up and shrug his hand off her shoulder.

“ ... Alright. Fine. I’ll listen or whatever.. fucker. “ “ ... so what? We’re just gonna sit around her with our thumbs up our ass? “

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rhodesphalanx‌:

“They’re not cool,” he bites back, “they’re idiots.”

A team of oddities, all pushed together into the same box to be odd together. And of them all, he was perhaps the most odd. Because even Orchid was odd, in her own way, with all the fashion and making sure everyone looked their best. But Spot? He was ex-military. He wasn’t quirky, he wasn’t a host, he didn’t give a Zalak’s ass about fashion… He wasn’t… Well, Popukar and Catapult were okay too.

He supposes to a kid, even one as smart as the Doctor, those idiots would be cool.

“If you’re looking for cool you’re outta luck, Doc.”

A kid she may appear to be.. and may think like... and act like-

She shook her head. Yeah, she could figure out what was going on in his head, if he was anything like the other operators- she could see it in his eyes, the way he stared at her with such loathing at the prospect of having to watch after her.

Well, Doc didn’t have to deal with this- she was a Rhodes Island professional, queen of the chessboard! She turned up her nose at Spot and turned her back on the defender, moving to walk away.

“ If you aren’t gonna be cool, then I don’t wanna deal with this! “ “ Let’s face it, Fluffy: you don’t wanna have to take care of me, I don’t wanna deal with you trying to. “

That oughta tell him- hopefully he’d leave her be now.

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Casually munches on a bar.

“ S’food... I guess... “ “ ... I miss burgers... “