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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

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I feel like two 250 mL red bulls in one day would be fineeee - it's not that much caffeine

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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

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Since it’s Pride Month,

I’m just gonna leave this here.

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don't forget to kiss your butch this pride month 💋

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I bought a pocket-sized scorecard to take with me to baseball games and i'm so excited. I also have the ball park pass that gets me into all the home games with a standing room only seat. I love baseball 🥲

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no more sex. we ran out of sex

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Y’all we have to stop making eachother feel bad for having sexual attraction. Lesbians are allowed to be horny we don’t have to be sexless pastel princesses holding hands in a field or smth. Be horny, it’s frankly revolutionary to be a sweaty horny dyke.

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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.