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glass onion is so funny bc they’re all public figures right? imagine reading the news one day during the pandemic and you see that nancy pelosi, andrew tate, lana del ray, and neil degrasse tyson went to visit elon musk’s private island in greece and they all got exploded because elon musk took them on a joyride in a cybertruck that was basically the hidenburg. and also it blew up bc elon killed grimes during their divorce proceedings and grimes’ twin sister wanted revenge

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That post about fly me to the moon and let me kick its fucking ass has permanently changed me.

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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for as much as i hate the UK, i do love how anyone can stand as MP. and i mean anyone as long as you're over 18, have £500 and not a cop/army member or civil servant.

here are some examples, all taken from this thread explaining the history of joke candidates

Jacob Rees-Mogg (left) conservative MP with Phil Barmy Brunch (right) representing the Monster Raving Loony Party

Former Prime Minister David Cameron (left) and the head of the afformentioned party

Lord Buckethead and Count Binface

Elmo, Boris Johnson (Former Prime Minister) and Count Binface

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Sorry this is such a cute interaction I just had to post it. Happy pride 🥹

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Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

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Art by: Henry James Garrett

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We are witnessing the grotesque reality of the martyred Palestinians and thousands of their massacred children being written off as mere afterthoughts. The way western media outlets steadfastly refuse to call the Israeli aggression and onslaught for what it is, which is genocide and ethnic cleansing, is just another way of dehumanizing Palestinians.