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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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dream blunt force trauma rotation

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Who invented autism?

The famous Italian inventor, Leoneuro di Vergent.

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MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all

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Benjiamin "I Don’t Know What He's Doing And For Some Reason I'm Helping Him" Dunn.

Ethan "We Have To Take The Prime Minister, It's The Only Way To Get Benji Back" Hunt.

And I'm supposed to not ship them?!?

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

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when the ao3 author is funny in the chapter notes and i get lowkey parasocial

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Binging Mission Impossible movies led to this. Ethan has definitely tried this on missions.

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i have two personalities when im writing. one is "omg this is the easiest thing in the world. i just pumped out 3k words without any trouble" and my other one is "if i write another goddamn word im gonna throw my computer out the window and jump after omg why are they still talking"

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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself

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what ive learned is that people who like mission impossible for the impossible missions hate mi3. but people who like mission impossible for ethan hunt's inexorably slutty attitude which cannot be tamed even by the department of transportation and equally inexorable divorcee energy? they LOVE mi3.

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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WHO UP REMEMBERING THEY REBELS ON THIS FINE DAY? 💥💥💥💥

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i KNOW luther’s had conversations with ethan about staying on his antidepressants and mood stabilizers. i also know ethan only took them regularly when he was with julia. might have taken them in ghost protocol. forgot to take them in rogue nation, and then just straight up stopped filling his scripts in fallout. the transformation from mission one to final reckoning is actually so indicative of so many of our white friends who just won’t take their meds. ethan please. your antidepressants are supposed to help you, ethan listen—

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random factoid if anyone was curious btw. the mountain climbing scene in the mi2 script has ethan saving a lizard and putting it in his pocket. mad respect to the lizard for giving ethan a massive 'fuck you' stare before disappearing.