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I know everyone wants me to be in prison and I’m not going to lie I want that now too kinda because I want the attention and the sleep. :)
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Yes. Passive. Give me some leg room. No, not too close. Yes, can our airplanes hold hands? I’m actually king as fuck not going to lie. I know how many flyers might have been saved from lethals because of me.
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50 billion dead dumbasses and my flights should be a passively protected breeze.
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My travel plans are being developed almost hahahahahahahahaha
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The best part about mass death is that I get to fly far more comfortably through the sky.
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