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San Sebastián by Aurelio Cabrera y Gallardo (1870-1936).

Municipal Museum of Fine Arts of Santa Cruz de Tenerife

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i've heard that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health so it's a really good thing i'm not joking

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It’s really funny when people who enjoy content that’s easy consume think they’re somehow oppressed for this preference even tho the entire entertainment industry caters to it

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i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

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Bavaria, Germany

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This bitch was like Mother Mary to me at age 11

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uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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Half the doctors who specialize in oncology turn into burnt-out cases. But you? You eat neediness.

Lucky for you.

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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:

how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40

sometimes your soulmate is a man

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people who have mever met a hillbilly in their life love to pin every bit of american fascism and imperialism on hillbillies. who, it should be noted, are one of the poorest demographics in this country. instead of the fucking facsists. who are overwhelmingly billionaires.

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if I don't post these two for pride month then kumiko suekane did all that for nothing

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Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

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hey sorry not to be an asshole but I saw someone say that a sports team posting about pride month was "pandering" and I need you to log off and touch grass because now more than EVER it's important that large institutions (and especially those that could easily be right wing like sports teams) show the fuck up for queer and trans people. especially trans people. so no it is not "pandering" to take a stand for a marginalized group of people that are currently under attack for trying to play sports. be so fucking for real

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playing subway surfers

(kofi req 🤯‼️)