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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Y'all got Brian David Gilbert on your new gameshow?????

we're glad you asked, yes.

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oh for sure

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a Very Important Purchase

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable