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I miss her hole (the headphone jack on the cell phone)
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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason
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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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reblog this and put in the tags which capital cities you’ve been to
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these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me




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whenever i refresh the dash and there's no new posts i feel like one of those boomers sitting at a slot machine
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so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying
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I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.
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