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oh in the spirit of posting for the first time in a year - that person i was madly in love with and in a long distance relationship with for 3 and a half years is now sleeping next to me in our bed in our london flat every night and we had our 4 year anniversary together so uh.. goals?

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god puts his horniest soldiers in long distance relationships

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this date from 2 years ago today was the best night of my life xx

date tonight, you know what that means! time to change 6 times then sit there for 5 hours fully dressed while i imagine every avenue of conversation me and my date might reach and think of something funny to say for each one.. you know.. normal stuff that a not nervous person does!

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just drove 400 miles back home after spending a whole 13 days with my partner so i WILL be crying about every single thing that doesn’t go my way for the next week

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me being my partners boyfriend and girlfriend interchangeably, male wife and girl boss simultaneously, never felt so comfortable in love like this before

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Yay you made it! Good to know you are in a good place!

what did i make

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Remember when you said you would never be in a long distance relationship… lol

i will NOT be clowned for being in a long distance relationship when we met and dated in the same city for 6 months before they moved! i will not be clowned!!

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when can i look at my passenger seat and not feel like my heart has been left 400 miles away after visiting my long distance partner does anyone know

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seeing my partner for the first time in 5 months tomorrow and i’m so nervous!! idk why!! why am i nervy!!! what if i’ve forgotten how to kiss!!!

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how are u keeping those arms so nice

i’m not i haven’t touched a weight most of the year i don’t know how they’re still like that

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sorry to b weird but your hands r gorgeous hope ur doing okay

you mean my fingies? thanks babe

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Please stop trying to kill us -thirsty bitches

homie i’m just vibing

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it’s been a hot minute since we last considered my arms so lets take a moment to revisit that activity

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working my love languages around circumstances like “im having trouble expressing how much love i have for you with this distance between us and i’m bad with words so i’m doing it with gifts <3” and then getting my partner socks with flames on them that match with mine

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I am looking respectfully 👀

you can be a little disrespectful

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may i direct you attention to this picture of my dykey little arm and meaty little hand